摩登家庭第六季 第266期:我在跟我妈约会

 Some things are just more important than money, and for me that includes my fam-- 生活中有比钱更重要的东西，对我来说那包括我的家...

Man, that smarts. 这可真疼。

What are you doing? 你在干什么？

Just trimming the hedges. I saw a low-angle photo of me the other day. 修修鼻毛，我之前见到一张自己的仰角照。

I looked like a snorted a rabbi. 看起来就像我鼻子里有个犹太传教士。

And - and - and you're using a picture of me as your mirror? 你，你当时拿着我的照片当你的镜子吗？

Oh, it is you! 还是你的诶！

Hey, is that my phone? 那不是我的手机吗？

Ah, yes! I found it while you were asleep. Um, let me put it back in your bedroom until you wake up. 是的！我在你睡觉的时候找到的。我先放回你的卧室，等你醒了再说吧。

Oh, Kylie texted me. She sent me a photo of me and her. Sitting right here. 凯莉给我发短信了。她发来一张我和她的照片。就坐在这。

Oh, maybe she sneak¹ in while I was getting you all those nice stuff. 也许她是溜进来的。趁我给你布置那些东西的时候。

But you're behind me, staring at us with a terrible look on your face. 可你在我们身后，用一种可怕的眼神盯着我们。

Oh, that's impossible. I never take a bad picture. 不可能，我照相都很注意。

Are you trying to sabotage² my relationship with Kylie? 你是想破坏我和凯莉的关系吗？

Her clothes are too tight, her heels are too high, She's so loud, and -- and I hate how she smothers³ you! 她的衣服太紧身，她的鞋跟太高了。她嗓门又大，而且...而且我讨厌她管得你密不透风！

Oh, my God. You're describing yourself. 天呐。你在说自己吗？

No! My clothes are not that...My heels are...I am not...loud. 不。我的衣服不算...我的鞋跟...我也没那么吵。

I'm dating my mother! 我在跟我妈约会！

Oh, gross. 真恶心。

Excuse me? 你说什么？

I used to like her, but now it's ruined. 我以前喜欢她，可现在一切都毁了。

Please. There are worse things than dating your own mother. 得了吧，还有比约会自己老妈更糟的呢。

Like what? 比如说呢？

You know what? I don't like this attitude, and I am sure that kylie won't like it either. 我不喜欢你这种态度，那个凯莉应该也不会喜欢。

Maybe you do need somebody like her to keep you in line while I am not around. 也许你真的需要一个像她一样的人当我不在的时候把你管着点。

What are you doing? 你在干什么？

I am sending your application to drama camp. We still have two minutes. 我要把你的申请发给戏剧夏令营。我们还有两分钟。

Mom, don't you dare. 老妈，你休想。

 

1 sneak   

vt.潜行(隐藏,填石缝)；偷偷摸摸做；n.潜行；adj.暗中进行

参考例句：

• He raised his spear and sneak forward.他提起长矛悄悄地前进。
• I saw him sneak away from us.我看见他悄悄地从我们身边走开。

2 sabotage   

n.怠工，破坏活动，破坏；v.从事破坏活动，妨害，破坏

参考例句：

• They tried to sabotage my birthday party.他们企图破坏我的生日晚会。
• The fire at the factory was caused by sabotage.那家工厂的火灾是有人蓄意破坏引起的。

3 smothers   

（使）窒息， （使）透不过气( smother的第三人称单数 )； 覆盖； 忍住； 抑制

参考例句：

• Mary smothers her children with too much love. 玛丽溺爱自己的孩子。
• He smothers his hair with grease, eg hair-oil. 他用发腊擦头发。