看老友记学英语 昨晚我做了一件蠢事

Joey: You know, I think I was sixteen.

我想我是十六岁。

Monica: Please, just a little bit off the back.

求求你，只要剪后面一点点。

Phoebe: I'm still on "no".

我还是坚持不要。

Rachel: Uh, morning. Do you guys think you could close your eyes for just a sec?

早安！你们能不能闭上眼睛一秒钟？

Joey: No no no no no, I'm not fallin' for that again.

不，不，不，我可不要再上当。

Phoebe: What's going' on?

怎么回事？

Rachel: Well, I sort of did a stupid thing last night.

昨晚我做了一件蠢事。

Chandler: What stupid thing did you do?

你做了什么蠢事？

Paulo: Bon giorno tutti!

意大利语。

Phoebe: Ewe!

恶！

Rachel: Ok, Paulo, why don't you just go get dressed, and then you be on your way, ok, byebye.

好的，Paulo，你为什么不穿上衣服，然后就可以走了，再见。

Monica: Rachel how did this happen?

Rachel，怎么发生的？

Rachel: I don't know, I just kinda ran into him last night.

我不知道，我昨晚凑巧碰到他。

Phoebe: Where?

在哪里？

Rachel: At his apartment. Is this juice?

在他的公寓。这是果汁吗？

Joey: Whoa, whoa. And the fact that you dumped him because he hit on Phoebe?

你忘了他勾引Phoebe所以你才甩了他。

Rachel: Oh God, I know I'm a pathetic loser.

天啊，我知道我是个可悲的失败者。

Monica: Honey, you're not pathetic, you're sad.

甜心，你不可悲，你只是伤心。

Chandler: People do stupid things when they're upset.

大家伤心时都会干蠢事。

Monica: My god, if I had a nickel for every guy I wish I hadn't but this is about your horrible mistake.

天啊，如果每个我不该上床的人都给我五毛——但这是关于你的大错误。

Ross: Hi. Sorry we're late but we werewell, there was touching¹.

嗨。对不起，我们迟到了——我们在那里有过接触。

Paulo: Hey, hey Ross.

嘿，嘿，Ross。

Ross: Hey, Paulo. What are you doing here?

嘿，Paulo，你在这里干什么呢？

Paulo: I do Raquel.

和Rachel做爱。

Ross: So, uh, he's back.

对，他回来了。

Rachel: Yeah, he's back. Is that a problem?

对，他回来了。有什么问题吗？

Ross: No, not a problem.

没，没问题。

Rachel: Good! I'm glad it's not a problem.

很好！很高兴没有问题。

Phoebe: Ok, you're gonna have to not touch my ass².

你不能再碰我的屁股。

Chandler: Well, in spite of the yummy bagels and palpable tension, I've got pants that need to be altered.

尽管有美味的面包与浓厚的紧张气氛，我要去改裤子了。

Joey: Hey, Chandler, when you see Frankie, tell him Joey Tribbiani says hello. He'll know what it means.

嘿，Chandler，你见到Frankie时替我问个好。他会明白我的意思。

Chandler: Are you sure he's gonna be able to crack that code?

你确定他能解得开密码吗？

Monica: You know it's funny, the last time Paulo was here, my hair was so much shorter and cuter.

上次Paulo来这里时我的短发要可爱多了。

Phoebe: All right.

好吧。

1 touching   

adj.动人的，使人感伤的

参考例句：

• It was a touching sight.这是一幅动人的景象。
• His letter was touching.他的信很感人。

2 ass   

n.驴；傻瓜，蠢笨的人

参考例句：

• He is not an ass as they make him.他不象大家猜想的那样笨。
• An ass endures his burden but not more than his burden.驴能负重但不能超过它能力所负担的。