老友记精校版第1季 第4期:莫妮卡的新室友(4)

 　　Chandler: Yes, and we're very excited about it.

　　是呀，而且我们为此非常兴奋。

　　Rachel: Well actually thanks, but I think I'm just gonna hang out here tonight. It's been kinda a long day.

　　谢谢了，不过我想今晚还是待在这里吧。今天可真是漫长（不好过）。

　　Ross: Oh, sure.

　　是呀，没问题。

　　Joey: Hey Pheebs, you wanna help?

　　嘿，Pheebs，你想来帮忙吗？

　　Phoebe: Oh, I wish I could, but I don't want to.

　　哦，我希望我可以去，但我不想去。

　　Phoebe: Love is sweet as summer showers Love is a wondrous¹ work of art. But your love Oh, your love, your love...is like a giant pigeon, crapping on my heart, Lalalalala.

　　爱情就像夏日冲凉一样甜美，爱情是无以伦比的艺术品。但是你的爱呀，你的爱，你的爱就像一只巨大的鸽子，在我心中排泄。

　　Ross: I'm supposed to attach a brackety thing to the side things, using a bunch of these little worm guys.

　　我应该用这些螺杆把支架固定在侧面。

　　Ross: I have no brackety thing. I see no worm guys whatsoever²...and I cannot feel my legs.

　　我没有支架，没有看到螺杆什么的而且，我的腿麻了。

　　Joey: I think we've got a bookcase here.

　　我想我们弄好书架了。

　　Chandler: It's beautiful thing.

　　看起来不错。

　　Joey: What's this?

　　那是什么？

　　Chandler: I would have to say that is an Lshaped bracket.

　　这是什么？我会说那是个L型支架。

　　Joey: Which goes where?

　　它应该安在哪里？

　　Chandler: I have no idea.

　　我完全没有想法。

　　Joey: Done with the bookcase.

　　搞定书架了！

　　Chandler: All finished.

　　完工了！

　　Ross: This was Carol's favorite beer.

　　这是卡箩最喜欢的啤酒。

　　She always drank it out of the can, I should have known.

　　她总是对着罐子喝，我本该知道的（她是女同）。

　　Joey: You're gonna start with that stuff, we're outta here.

　　你要是再开始那些话，我们就走了。

　　Chandler: Yeah, please don't spoil all this fun.

　　就是，不要破坏所有这些乐趣。

　　Joey: Ross, let me ask you a question.

　　问你一个问题。

　　Joey: She got the furniture, the stereo, the good TV. What did you get?

　　她得到家具，音响，好电视，你得到了什么？

　　Ross: You guys.

　　你们呀。

　　Chandler: Oh, God!

　　天呀。

　　Joey: You got screwed.

　　你被坑了。

　　Chandler: Oh, my God!

　　哦，我的天啊！

　　Monica: Oh, my God.

　　哦，我的老天！

　　Paul: I know. I know. I'm such an idiot.

　　我知道，我知道，我真是个笨蛋。

　　Paul: I guess I should have caught on when she started going to the dentist four and five times a week.

　　当她一礼拜见四五次牙医的时候，我本该察觉到的。

　　Paul: I mean, how clean can teeth get?

　　我的意思是，牙齿能多干净呀？

　　Monica: My brother's going through that right now, he's such a mess. How did you get through it?

　　我哥哥正在经历这种事呢，他糟透了。你是怎么熬过来的？

　　Paul: I might try accidentally breaking something valuable of hers. Say her Leg?

　　我可能会试着砸烂她的一些贵重的东西。比如她的 腿？

　　Paul: That's one way of doing it! Me, I I went for the watch.

　　那是一种方式！我的话，我 砸了她的表。

　　Monica: You actually broke her watch? Wow! The worst thing I ever did was, II shredded³ my old boyfriend's favorite bath towel.

　　你真的砸了她的手表？哇哦！我做过的最过分的事情只是剪碎了男朋友最喜欢的浴巾。

　　Paul: Oh, steer⁴ clear of you.

　　得离你远点。

　　Monica: That's right.

　　没错。

　　Rachel: Barry, I'm sorry. I am so sorry.

　　巴里，对不起，真的对不起。

　　Rachel: I know you probably think that this is all about what I said the other night about you making love with your socks on, but it isn't...It's about me. And I just

　　我知道你可能认为这都是跟那晚我对你说你穿袜子做爱有关，但不是的，这都是我的问题，我只是

1 wondrous   

adj.令人惊奇的，奇妙的；adv.惊人地；异乎寻常地；令人惊叹地

参考例句：

• The internal structure of the Department is wondrous to behold.看一下国务院的内部结构是很有意思的。
• We were driven across this wondrous vast land of lakes and forests.我们乘车穿越这片有着湖泊及森林的广袤而神奇的土地。

2 whatsoever   

adv.（用于否定句中以加强语气）任何；pron.无论什么

参考例句：

• There's no reason whatsoever to turn down this suggestion.没有任何理由拒绝这个建议。
• All things whatsoever ye would that men should do to you,do ye even so to them.你想别人对你怎样，你就怎样对人。

3 shredded   

shred的过去式和过去分词

参考例句：

• Serve the fish on a bed of shredded lettuce. 先铺一层碎生菜叶，再把鱼放上，就可以上桌了。
• I think Mapo beancurd and shredded meat in chilli sauce are quite special. 我觉得麻婆豆腐和鱼香肉丝味道不错。 来自《简明英汉词典》

4 steer   

vt.驾驶，为…操舵；引导；vi.驾驶

参考例句：

• If you push the car, I'll steer it.如果你来推车，我就来驾车。
• It's no use trying to steer the boy into a course of action that suits you.想说服这孩子按你的方式行事是徒劳的。