老友记精校版第1季 第62期:屁股秀(2)

Chandler: She's amazing! She makes the women that I dream about look like short, fat, bald¹ men!

她太迷人了！和她比起来我的梦中情人就像是又矮又肥的秃顶男人！

Monica: Well, go over to her! She's not with anyone.

好吧，去找她吧！她旁边没人。

Chandler: Oh yeah, right, and what would my opening line be? 'Excuse me. Blarrglarrghh.'

哦，对，那我的开场白会是什么？"打扰了。呃啊……"

Rachel: Oh, come on! She's a person, you can do it!

哦，别这样。她只是个人，你能做到的！

Chandler: Oh please, could she be more out of my league? Ross, back me up here.

哦拜托，我配得上她吗？Ross，支持我一下。

Ross: He could never get a woman like that in a million years.

他一百万年也休想得到这样的女人。

Chandler: Thank you, buddy².

谢谢兄弟。

Phoebe: Oh, oh, but you know, you always see these really beautiful women with these really nothing guys, you could be one of those guys.

哦，哦，但你要知道，总能看到那些真正的美女和一些真不怎么样的男的在一起，你也可以成为那些男的中的一个。

Monica: You could do that!

你可以的！你们这么认为？

Chandler: Y'think?

对！

All: Yeah! Absolutely!

是的！是的。

Chandler: Oh God, I can't believe I'm even considering this...

哦天，我都不敢相信我居然会考虑……

Chandler: I'm very very aware of my tongue...

我一向谨言慎行……

Ross: Come on! Come on!

加油！加油！

Chandler: Here goes.

我去了。

Ross: Stand back, everyone. Incoming ego³ shrapnel.

退后，伙计，炮火来袭。

Chandler: All right. I can do this.

好的，我能做到的。

Aurora⁴:... Yes?

怎么？

Chandler: Hi.... um... Okay, next word would be Chandler.Chandler is my name and.... uh...hi.

嗨。好，下一个字应该是Chandler。Chandler是我的名字，呃……嗨。

Aurora: Yes, you said that.

对，你说了。

Chandler: Yes, yes I did, but what I didn't say was what I was about to say, what I wanted to say was, uh...would you like to go out with me sometime⁵, thank you, goodnight.

是，是我说了，不过我没说我刚才想说的话，我刚才想说的是，呃……有时间你愿意和我约会吗？谢谢，晚安。

Aurora: Chandler?

Chandler，

All: Hey! I didn't know you could dance! You're in a play! You had a beard!

嗨！你演戏了！我都不知道你会跳舞！你还安了大胡子！

Joey: What you think?

你们认为怎么样？

All:... Hey! You're in a play! I didn't know you could dance! You had a beard!

嗨！你演戏了！我都不知道你会跳舞！你还安了大胡子！

Joey: C'mon, you guys, it wasn't that bad. I was the lead.It was better than that thing I did with the trolls. At least you got to see my head.

拜托，没那么糟吧。我可是主角。这次我在轮唱中出现，至少你们可以看见我的头。

All: Saw your head. Saw your head.

对没错，我们有看见你的头。

Joey: Hi Hi, how about that German accent?

我的德语发音怎么样？

Monica: Yeah, all of your W's were V's.

很好，所有W的音全变成V。

1 bald   

adj.秃头的；无发的或少发的

参考例句：

• He shaved his head bald.他把头发剃光了。
• The mountain is bald.这座山光秃秃的。

2 buddy   

n.（美口）密友，伙伴

参考例句：

• Calm down,buddy.What's the trouble?压压气，老兄。有什么麻烦吗？
• Get out of my way,buddy!别挡道了，你这家伙！

3 ego   

n.自我，自己，自尊

参考例句：

• He is absolute ego in all thing.在所有的事情上他都绝对自我。
• She has been on an ego trip since she sang on television.她上电视台唱过歌之后就一直自吹自擂。

4 aurora   

n.极光

参考例句：

• The aurora is one of nature's most awesome spectacles.极光是自然界最可畏的奇观之一。
• Over the polar regions we should see aurora.在极地高空,我们会看到极光。

5 sometime   

adv.将来某一时候；改天

参考例句：

• He came sometime last month.上个月某个时候他曾经来过。
• It will happen sometime and somewhere.有朝一日这总会在什么地方发生的。