艾伦脱口秀第43期:主持奥斯卡颁奖典礼

 　　We are back with me and Patrick Harris.And here you are.You wouldn't know it, but this is you on the cover of the Entertainment Weekly. 欢迎回来 这是尼尔·帕特里克·哈里斯 看看 这是你 你们肯定猜不到 但这是你在 "娱乐周刊"的封面上

　　And you, I assume, this is not Photoshopped,You were painted gold. - I was painted gold. 我觉得这个应该没PS过 你被涂成了金色  -是的呀

　　They wanted to do a cool conceit¹. 这是个非常酷的想法

　　They actually had prosthetic all around on either side on this big giant board. 实际上 这个大板子的四周 都被涂成了金色

　　And I have to sit perfectly² still as they painted gold all over my face. 化妆师把我的脸涂成金色时 我要一动不动

　　And we took that shot.Oh yeah, that's the process of what was it happening. 然后我们才拍了这张照片 是的 这就是这张照片背后的故事

　　Wow. - And so, it was painful.How long did that take?11 hours. 哇  -是的 拍摄过程很痛苦的 用了多长时间呢 11个小时

　　No. - No no no.I love you all.Oh! My stars! No, it took a couple of hours to do. 天啊  -天啊 就是这样 我爱你们 "天哪 明星们啊" 拍摄花了几个小时

　　But when I was done it took forever to clean off. 但是拍完后 卸妆费了很大工夫

　　But now, when I blew my nose, it's worth like 475 dollars. 我擤鼻涕时 会这么想"这可价值475美元哦"

　　Good to know.So it's benefit.It's very very impressive. - It's weird³.That doesn't even look like you. 土豪啊 这也算福利吧 很惊艳  -有点奇怪啦 看上去甚至都不像你

　　It's crazy.Alright. So we are going to play a game. 有点疯狂 好的 下面我们玩一个游戏

　　You are hosting the academy awards,So we thought we'd play a special round of Heads-Up. 你要主持奥斯卡颁奖典礼了 所以我们玩一轮特别版的"我演你猜"游戏

　　And this is all Oscar nominates or winners or... - okay, okay. 都是些奥斯卡提名者或者获奖者之类的  -好的

1 conceit   

n.自负，自高自大

参考例句：

• As conceit makes one lag behind,so modesty helps one make progress.骄傲使人落后，谦虚使人进步。
• She seems to be eaten up with her own conceit.她仿佛已经被骄傲冲昏了头脑。

2 perfectly   

adv.完美地，无可非议地，彻底地

参考例句：

• The witnesses were each perfectly certain of what they said.证人们个个对自己所说的话十分肯定。
• Everything that we're doing is all perfectly above board.我们做的每件事情都是光明正大的。

3 weird   

adj.古怪的，离奇的；怪诞的，神秘而可怕的

参考例句：

• From his weird behaviour,he seems a bit of an oddity.从他不寻常的行为看来，他好像有点怪。
• His weird clothes really gas me.他的怪衣裳简直笑死人。