艾伦脱口秀第58期:一项特殊技能

 　　Do not try that at home.Don't do it. 别在家里玩这个 千万不要

　　But if you do some like that,Please upload it to Ellen Tube so I can see it. 但如果你干了这些蠢事 请上传到艾伦主页 让我也看看

　　So there were some other movies that opened over the weekend. 最近周末出了一些电影

　　The movie Paddington.It was the NO. 1 movie about talking bears. "帕丁顿熊" 这是第一部讲述了一只会说话的熊的电影

　　So congratulations to them.It was based on the famous children's book. 恭喜那些熊 根据著名儿童读物改编

　　And it's been getting great reviews. 好评不断

　　I saw it, you know,it's a children's movie,but it was darker than I thought would be. 我看过 是一部儿童电影 但是比我想象的要阴暗

　　Maybe it was just me.Take a look.I didn't actually know your name. 也许就是对我而言 一起来看一看 我还不知道你的名字

　　I don't know who you are.I don't know what you want. 我不知道你是谁 我不知道你想要什么

　　If you are looking for ransom,I can tell you I don't have money. 如果你想打劫我 我告诉你我没钱

　　But what I do have are a very particular sort of skills. 但是我确实有一项特殊技能

　　Skills I've acquired over a very long career. 这个技能让我有很长的职业生涯

　　Skills that make me a nightmare¹ for people like you. 让我成为你们这种人的噩梦

　　I will not look for you.I will not pursue² you. 我不会寻找你 我不会追赶你

　　But if you don't,I will find you.And I will kill you. 但是你不跑 我就会找到你 然后杀了你

1 nightmare   

n.恶梦，可怕的事物，无法摆脱的恐惧

参考例句：

• I was glad to awake from such a nightmare.我庆幸终于从噩梦中醒来了。
• I had a nightmare last nightand,lost sleep.昨夜我作了个恶梦，失眠了。

2 pursue   

vt.继续，从事；追赶，追踪；追求

参考例句：

• He began to pursue an easy and comfortable life.他开始追求安逸舒适的生活。
• This is the path that we shall continue to pursue.这是我们要继续走的道路。