艾伦脱口秀第116期:一场大派对

 　　I am so glad to see you again.I am glad to see you, I'm always loving you here. 真开心又见到你了 我也是 我一直盼着你来我们节目

　　I like being here. Yeah.You make me happy.You make me very happy, too.Happy birthday soon, right? Yes. 我喜欢这儿 不错 你让我很开心 我也超级开心 快到生日了吧  没错

　　Um, Twenty-four. Twenty?No, four days.The twenty-fourth.And is it a big birthday?How old will be? 二十四  二十 不是 还有四天 二十四号 会办得很隆重吗 多少岁生日

　　Forty-two. -Yeah.Forty was big. Yeah.And so we had a party. - Yeah. 四十二岁 是啊 四十岁是个大生日  没错 那次开了个派对  -嗯

　　It won't be happening this year.Why not? 今年没有派对 为什么

　　I'm just not at in-do-it.Did you has before it?I was against the fortieth birthday party. 我不擅长计划这些 以前没有办过吗 四十岁那次生日派对我完全蒙在鼓里

　　It was so much fun I ever had.My partner Todd, he did it. 那次真的特别开心 是我的伴侣托德一手操办的

　　And I was like, "I don't know".Then I fall asleep by nine. 所以我当时状态是"我不知道" 因此我九点就睡了

　　And he's like, "Shut up,and have the damn¹, sorry, the fortieth birthday party." 他说"别废话 参加这个该死的 抱歉 四十岁生日派对"

　　Well, he had said worst than that. He gets me to do it. 他说得更严重 他要求我去办个派对

　　And I was so glad I did it, which is just...But I don't party like that.Yeah. 我很开心举办了 虽说只是个. 但是我都不这么搞派对  -是啊

　　I'd like to go to bed by eight.I don't want my rug² messed up. 我是想八点到床上 我不想地毯乱糟糟的

　　I don't like, you know, I don't know.I understand. 我不喜欢那样 你懂的 我不知道怎么说 我懂

　　And how late did they stayed? - I mean shocked.Oh, God. Midnight one? - Yeah. 他们待到多晚  -我真的震惊到了 天啊 玩到半夜一点呢  -好吧

　　You know what sad though, when I was younger,And I don't mean a child I get in my twenty's stuff³. 你知道悲伤的是什么吗 我更年轻点的时候 我不是说孩子的时候 是我二十几岁时

　　I was just like open up the door and let them in.And the longer they stay the better, you know. 我会开门让他们进来 他们待的时间越长越好

　　Let's watch the sun come...What happened? I don't know.I mean I don't have a tolerance⁴ for it any more. - Yeah. 一起玩到第二天早上...现在是什么情况 我也不知道 我再也无法忍受这样的做法了  -是啊

　　I understand.I was so good at fun.Yeah. We had a big party in our house years ago. 我懂 我以前很会玩的 几年前我家里也办了一场大派对

1 damn   

int.该死，他妈的；vt.指责，贬斥，诅咒

参考例句：

• Damn this useless typewriter!这台破打字机真该死！
• I knew damn well what he was going to say.我非常清楚他要说什么。

2 rug   

n.毯子，地毯，旅行毯

参考例句：

• The rug can double up.这条地毯能卷起来。
• It will be more beautiful if you work some blue into the rug.如果你再织些蓝色的图案，这毯子会更好看。

3 stuff   

n.原料，材料，东西；vt.填满；吃饱

参考例句：

• We could supply you with the stuff in the raw tomorrow.明天我们可以供应你原材料。
• He is not the stuff.他不是这个材料。

4 tolerance   

n.宽容；容忍，忍受；耐药力；公差

参考例句：

• Tolerance is one of his strengths.宽容是他的一个优点。
• Human beings have limited tolerance of noise.人类对噪音的忍耐力有限。