艾伦脱口秀第117期:难以置信

 　　And Seal and Heidi Klum were still together.They were the last one. We started to turn the lights on. 那时候希尔和海蒂·克拉姆还在一起 他们留到了最后 然后我们把灯开开

　　We started, like... We start... Take a hint¹.We turned the music off.Unbelievable, - It was, they. 我们开灯 就像 我们要...我懂你意思了 我们把音乐也关了 难以置信  是啊 他们

　　Did they have to get the rude.No, but they realized suddenly they were the last one. 不用对他们这么狠吧 不 但他们立刻发现人都走完了就剩下他们

　　There was no music,Oh we are the last, right. - And the lights were on. 没有音乐 原来就剩我们了  灯都开着

　　Yeah, and I was in pajamas,so I, I was just like.Yeah. It's awkward². Awkward!I like to go to bed early by myself, so. 我当时穿着睡衣 所以 我就像个. 是啊 太尴尬了 好窘 我自己也想早点睡觉 所以

　　Do you really? - Yeah, I go to, early, like ten.Do you read when you get in bed?Uh, sometimes, yes. 真的吗 是啊 我很早 十点左右就睡了 你上床后会看书吗 有时候会

　　I like to build a little window to read.It's so OCD. It's really over the top. - Uh-huh. 我会设置好小窗口再看书 太强迫症了 真的很夸张  -是吗

　　No, there's nothing wrong with reading before you go to bed. 睡前看书又没什么不对的

　　That's not OCD. - Well, I mean...scheduling a window 这又不是强迫症  -我是说 设定好一个提示时间的窗口

　　of time you go "I need bossily³ by nine,so I should be in bed by eight. 写明"我九点前需要睡着 "所以我要在八点到床上"

　　I mean it just makes me tired to talking about it. - Yeah. Right. 再说我都烦了  -好吧

　　But I do wanna congratulate you on the star on the Walk of Fame.Oh, thank you! That's a big deal.Well, oh, thank you. 不过我要真心祝贺你 留名星光大道 太谢谢你了  那真的很了不起 谢谢

　　Um, I will tell you something very funny.Couple of days before I began to panic⁴. 我要说件很搞笑的事情 前些天 那时我还没觉得紧张

　　I've been very busy and... it's the kind of thing. 我一直很忙 就那种感觉

　　Well, anyway, just you don't know what to think about,what do I do, suddenly I realize "Oh, I've gotta talk. 反正就是想不出来 我做了什么 我突然想到 "我得说些什么啊"

1 hint   

n.暗示，示意；[pl]建议；线索，迹象；v.暗示

参考例句：

• He gave me a hint that I was being cheated.他暗示我在受人欺骗。
• He quickly took the hint.一点他就明白了。

2 awkward   

adj.笨拙的，尴尬的，使用不便的，难处理的

参考例句：

• John is so shy and awkward that everyone notices him.约翰如此害羞狼狈，以至于大家都注意到了他。
• I was the only man among the guests and felt rather awkward.作为客人中的唯一男性，我有些窘迫。

3 bossily   

黄铜地，似黄铜地，低廉而华丽地

参考例句：

4 panic   

n.恐慌，惊惶；adj.惊慌的，没有理由的，恐慌的；vt.使惊慌，使狂热；vi.惊慌

参考例句：

• There was a panic when the building caught fire.大楼起火时，人们一片惊慌。
• She suddenly got into a panic and stopped her car.她突然惊慌失措起来，于是停住了车。