艾伦脱口秀第153期:很难以置信

 　　Say hi to Twitch¹ everybody, that's Twitch over there. 和特维奇打招呼吧 这位是特维奇

　　You were parrot scoping before the show. 你们是节目里飞翔的鹦鹉

　　I was parrot scoping before the show. People I like that! 我是节目里飞翔的鹦鹉  观众喜欢这样

　　You like it, yeah. It's very cool. It's whole lots fun. 你喜欢这样 这很酷  相当欢乐啊

　　Absolutely, Yeah!People love seeing you. They love seeing you. 那当然  是啊 人们喜欢看见你 人们喜欢看见你

　　I love seeing them. I think it's a very cool thing to do. 我也喜欢他们 这是很棒的事

　　Welcome back. You went to the White House? 欢迎回来 你是去了白宫吗

　　Yes. How amazing was that?I mean it was so incredible. It's... It's 是的  很赞吧 我是说 很难以置信

　　even more beautiful than they shoot it on TV.You see pictures and stuff like that. 它比你在电视里看到的更美 虽说照片和材料里看过

　　And the closer and closer I got to it,the more excited I got. 我离它越近 就越觉得兴奋

　　And you just can't go in there,unless they don't know you go in there. 但你就是进不去 除非背着他们悄悄进去

　　You know what I mean like tho-? Yeah.Just don't do it. You know? 你知道我的意思是  知道 只是不会这么做 对吧

　　Look at you with our First Lady. Absolutely.How cool was our First Lady! I mean - Yep. 这是你和第一夫人一起跳舞  -很显然 我们的第一夫人多酷  -是啊

　　that she's amazing.Yep, we had a blast.We see the crowd in front of us do it. 她人非常好 是 我们玩得很嗨 我们前面的人也在跳

　　Everybody is having a blast. Ma'am it was so so much fun. 每个人都很尽兴 她让我们很欢乐

　　Look at her. She has probably not stopped rehearsing since way before... 看她 她好像没停止过排练 自从她

　　she rehearsed with me, acting² like  "Oh I don't have time to rehearse" 她和我一起排练的 一直说 天哪 排练时间不够了

　　That's all she does is rehearse that dance. 所以她就一直在排练

　　I'll take her on this time.Next time she comes back, I'll know that dance by now. 这次我将与她迎战 下次她来 我就和她一战高低

　　Okay. Alright. And I'm glad you had fun.Before we go any further, I have a... 好的  我很高兴你过得愉快 在此之前 我有一件事要说

　　This is a legal issue that I wanna address right now.It affects.. It affects you, Twitch. 我要声明一项法律问题 这关系到你 特维奇

　　It affects all of us really.Apparently³ Taylor Swift has copyrighted a bunch of phrases from her songs. 这真的关乎到我们每一个人 看样子 泰勒?斯威夫特 将她的几句歌词申请了版权

1 twitch   

v.急拉，抽动，痉挛，抽搐；n.扯，阵痛，痉挛

参考例句：

• The smell made my dog's nose twitch.那股气味使我的狗的鼻子抽动着。
• I felt a twitch at my sleeve.我觉得有人扯了一下我的袖子。

2 acting   

n.演戏，行为，假装；adj.代理的，临时的，演出用的

参考例句：

• Ignore her,she's just acting.别理她，她只是假装的。
• During the seventies,her acting career was in eclipse.在七十年代，她的表演生涯黯然失色。

3 apparently   

adv.显然地；表面上，似乎

参考例句：

• An apparently blind alley leads suddenly into an open space.山穷水尽，豁然开朗。
• He was apparently much surprised at the news.他对那个消息显然感到十分惊异。