艾伦脱口秀第235期:简直要崩溃了

 　　it's been the craziest ride ever,how bad,the day that you announced it when I got home from work 这是我生活中最离谱的事儿了 多糟呢 在你预告的那一天 当我下班回家后

　　I looked at my called ID and that was full.I mean they were from Los Angeles Hollywood 我查了下通讯记录 电话都被打爆了 那些电话来自洛杉矶的好莱坞

　　there were record companies and I didn't know what was going on 都是一些唱片公司 我都不知道发生了什么

　　So I got my voice mail,Oh my God like 17 messages then the next day when you had him on the show 所以我又查了查语音信箱 天啊有17条信息 然后第二天当你把他请到了你的节目中

　　I was probably taking a call every 5-10 minutes,it was just outrageous¹ 我几乎每5至10分钟就要接一个电话 我简直要崩溃了

　　the kid is so charming² and cute, I'm so happy for him but I'm not his agent,No and you should have been 那孩子很有才很可爱 我为他感到高兴 但是我不是他的经纪人 不 也许你该试一试

　　we had a call on Sunday evening at 1 o'clock in the morning 我们甚至在周末凌晨一点接到了一个电话

　　oh no, who's calling at 1 in the morning, who's that,well it was some record company 哦 不 谁会在那么晚打电话 那是谁 那是一家唱片公司

　　I feel bad about that my husband to that one,they didn't say "oh I'm sorry to bother you" 我先生被打扰感到很烦 但他们并没有说 抱歉 打扰了

　　nothing they just quick done with you "we don't have Greyson" done with you,those are record companies 什么也没说 他们就那么开门见山 直接对你说 我们要找格雷森 那就是唱片公司

　　we are happy to talk to you we love you,I love you too and you need a litte break from this 我嫩很高兴能接到你的电话 我们爱你 我也爱你们 你该好好休息下 逃离骚扰

　　so I wanna invite you to L.A to come see my show in person Ok 所以我想要请你来洛杉矶亲自观看我的节目 好吗

　　you are on my bucket list I don't know if they told you that,oh my Gosh I cannot believe this 见你是我的人生愿望 不知道他们告诉你没有 天啊 我简直不敢相信

　　I'm gonna get to scratch something off my bucket list.alright I can't wait to meet you in person 我的人生目标清单又可以划掉一个了 好的 我等不及要亲自见见你

　　bring your family and we'll see you soon,I'm sorry for the problems that you have but it's worth it, It's exciting righ 带上你的家人 我们很快就能见面了 对你所遇到的麻烦我很抱歉 但是那是值得的 那令人激动 不是吗

　　it is exciting Ellen, thank you so much,alright Nancy I will see you when you get here, 那确实令人激动 艾伦 非常谢谢你 好的 南希 你到了之后我们再见吧

　　Ok thanks Ellen,alright bye now,bye,we'll be right back 好的 谢谢 艾伦 好 再见 拜 我们马上回来

1 outrageous   

adj.无理的，令人不能容忍的

参考例句：

• Her outrageous behaviour at the party offended everyone.她在聚会上的无礼行为触怒了每一个人。
• Charges for local telephone calls are particularly outrageous.本地电话资费贵得出奇。

2 charming   

adj.迷人的，可爱的

参考例句：

• She looked small and gentle and altogether charming.她看起来小巧文雅,十分迷人。
• She has charming manners.她具有媚人的风姿。