艾伦脱口秀第272期:帮人解决困难

 　　I wrote in because first of all I love you 我写信首先因为我喜欢你

　　I love watching the show it just brings life you know when you watch the show you just 我喜欢看这个节目 给我活着的感觉

　　No matter you're having a happy day or a sad day 不管你今天是开心或不开心

　　You're sitting in the couch¹ like I don't wanna do anything today 你就坐在沙发上 感觉今天什么都不想做

　　And you just sitting there you watch your show,and you just like I wanna get up 坐在那里看你的节目 我就能坐正了

　　I wanna dancing while doing the dishes,Run for popcorn² during the commercial³ 一边跳舞一边洗洗盘子 在广告时间跑去做个爆米花

　　If it takes longer just let it burn,it's ok. 如果花时间太长就让它糊吧

　　Just come back and watch the Ellen show,there's more bags of popcorn,I just,you know 赶紧回来看节目 反正爆米花还有 我只是 你知道

　　I wrote in because I needed to share something with somebody that related⁴ to me 我写信还因为我想和人 和我有联系的人分享

　　I need to tell you,you know what is going on 我想诉说发生的事情

　　I knew you're listening and I knew you're understanding,you know you're really a good person 我知道你在听 你理解 因为你真是个好人

　　I'm glad that you feel all those things,and it's what I hope to do every single day 我很高兴你有这样的想法 我的确每一天都希望

　　I hope I make people feel better,I hope I take people out of there situation,a little bit and make them happier 能让人更开心 我希望帮人解决困难 哪怕只是微薄之力 让他们开心

　　That's really why I do that I do,it makes me happy that I did that for you 这正是我工作的目的 很高兴我也能帮助你

　　I know that you have,let me start by saying I don't have a car for you 我知道你 我先说我没有车子送给你

　　You're having a horrible⁵ time with your car 你的车子很让你头疼

　　It broke down and there's a lot of things 它坏了 还有别的事情

　　But I do have something for you,that I think will help,ok. 我是有东西送给你 我觉得会有帮助

　　Cause you're going through a hard time,I have ten thousand dollars.Oh My God⁶. 你的生活那么困难 这有一万美元 哦 天呐

1 couch   

n.睡椅，长沙发椅；vt.表达，隐含

参考例句：

• Lie down on the couch if you're feeling ill.如果你感觉不舒服就躺到沙发上去。
• The rabbIt'sprang from its grassy couch.兔子从草丛中跳出。

2 popcorn   

n.爆米花

参考例句：

• I like to eat popcorn when I am watching TV play at home.当我在家观看电视剧时，喜欢吃爆米花。
• He still stood behind his cash register stuffing his mouth with popcorn.他仍站在收银机后，嘴里塞满了爆米花。

3 commercial   

adj.商业的，商用的，商品化的；n.广告节目

参考例句：

• He has gained a footing in the commercial world.他已在商界取得立足之地。
• The plane did not fly the usual commercial route.飞机没有沿通常的商业航线飞。

4 related   

adj.有关系的，有关联的，叙述的，讲述的

参考例句：

• I am not related to him in any way.我和他无任何关系。
• We spent days going through all related reference material.我们花了好多天功夫查阅所有有关的参考资料。

5 horrible   

adj.可怕的，极可憎的，极可厌的

参考例句：

• This is a horrible monster.这是一个可怕的怪物。
• That is a horrible accident.那是一次可怕的事故。

6 god   

n.上帝，神；被极度崇拜的人或物

参考例句：

• God knows how the cat got up on the roof.只有天知道那只猫是怎样爬上房顶的。
• God wills that man should be happy.上帝愿人类幸福。