艾伦脱口秀第287期:爱偷瞟美女

 　　Hi,there,what a nice introduction. 嘿 很棒的介绍

　　Yeah,well,I do,I think of you as a very seductive man 是的 我认为你是个很有魅力的男人

　　That's a lot of to live up to,yeah,I know it is,but you will,you will live up to it,I have to 要达到那个要求很难 我知道 但是你可以做到 我没得选择

　　Happy belated Valentine's day,thank you very much 给你说声迟到的情人节快乐 非常感谢

　　what did you do to celebrate?Well,I had to work 怎么庆祝情人节 那天我在工作

　　But I promised my wife I would not wortk on St.Patty's day.Ok so you are gonna make up for? 但是我答应我妻子 我在圣帕特里克节会不工作 算是补偿

　　Every day is valentine's day for me,my house，and I think I'm a good husband 对我来说每天都是情人节 我觉得我是一个好丈夫

　　You know,I think I'm very romantic 我觉得我很浪漫

　　And I do have a wandering eye,though,I'll admit that,like a lot of guys,I have a wandering eye 偶尔也看看美女 这点我承认 跟很多人一样 我也爱偷瞟美女

　　But,luckily,my other eye is a lazy eye,so it's a push,it's a push,they can't slay¹ each other out  但是还好 我另一只眼很懒 所以这算持平 两只眼睛谁都打不赢谁

　　Hilarious,all right,I guess you took a class,I took a class,yeah,The Art of Seduction and it was very interesting 太逗了 听说你上了一课 我参加了一个非常有趣的课程 叫做“诱惑的艺术”

　　It shows women how to attract men,I wish they had one of those classes for guys you know 这个课程教授女人们怎么吸引男人 真希望他们也有教男人怎么吸引女人的课程

　　Because up until now I thought that women were just attracted by shiny things you know like glittering² things. 因为直到现在我都觉得 女人只会被闪亮亮的东西吸引 像那些闪着金光的东西

　　Then I remember no,that's crows,crows are attracted to shiny things 后来我才记起来那是乌鸦 乌鸦才被闪亮亮的东西吸引

　　So this is a very worthwhile class I think for women.It was interesting just to see what they teach in this 所以我觉得这是个很值得女人学习的课程 光看看她们是怎么教学的就很有意思

　　You learned³ a lot,I watched it.let's show the people what happened when you went to this class 我看过了 你学了不少 让我们展示一下上课时都发生了些什么

1 slay   

v.杀死，宰杀，杀戮

参考例句：

• He intended to slay his father's murderer.他意图杀死杀父仇人。
• She has ordered me to slay you.她命令我把你杀了。

2 glittering   

a.闪闪发亮

参考例句：

• He has a glittering career ahead of him. 他前程似锦。
• He strove for the glittering prizes of politics. 他力争在政界取得辉煌的成绩。

3 learned   

adj.有学问的，博学的；learn的过去式和过去分词

参考例句：

• He went into a rage when he learned about it.他听到这事后勃然大怒。
• In this little village,he passed for a learned man.在这个小村子里，他被视为有学问的人。