艾伦脱口秀第410期:太抢镜了

 And I literary¹ make my brain snapped² into,and I really didn't know what to say. 我的大脑就扭曲了 我真不知道该说什么

So I just kept going,My god,you are Strip³.Oh my god,you are Merrill Strip. 我就不停的说 天呐 你是Strip 天呐 你是Merrill Strip

And she was chatting like a normal human being. 她聊天就像一个正常人

And I said,oh my god,I'm sorry,I thought over the years so many things I ever got to meet you.What I would say. 然后我说 天呐 真抱歉 我想了这么多年 如果我见到你 我会说什么

And this is not it.And she said,oh my god,don't even worry about it. 但我想说的不是这个 她说 嗨 别为那担心

And then for some reason I thought I need bookend it and repeat, 我觉得我需要做记录 然后没事看看

Oh,my god,you are Merrill Strip.Oh,my god,you are Merrill Strip. 天呐 你是Merrill Strip 天呐 你是Merrill Strip

Which is a wired pattern I've started,I done this when I met Steve Marten. 这开始成了一种奇怪的习惯 就像我碰到Steve Marten

You said he was Merrill Strip.yeah.To me,everyone I love is Merrill Strip. 你叫他Merrill Strip 是啊 对我来说 每个我喜欢的人都是Merrill Strip

But it's like a wired pattern however.But it's good to book in. 但就形成这个怪习惯 但是做记录挺好的

It's good to open it and close.Apparently⁴ people like to know who they are. 想不起来的时候翻翻的确 人们喜欢知道自己是谁

I like to make sure,yeah,people lost themselves sometimes in this business.So it's good. 我喜欢不要搞错 是 干这行人们老迷失自己 很好

We gonna take a break,And uhh,Ellen I'll handle this,We gonna take a break.And uhh, 我们休息一下 然后 Ellen 让我来 我们要休息一下 然后

She has a surprise for me of something,There's gonna be surprise.Some surprise,sure. 她似乎有个惊喜给我 会有一个惊喜 对 惊喜 

I just gonna load myself in the monitor,and that's not anybody want to see. 我自己太抢镜了 大家都不想看了

1 literary   

adj.文学（上）的

参考例句：

• Literary works of this kind are well received by the masses.这样的文学作品很受群众欢迎。
• The book was favourably noticed in literary magazines.这本书在文学杂志上得到好评。

2 snapped   

v.猛地咬住( snap的过去式和过去分词 )；（使某物）发出尖厉声音地突然断裂[打开，关闭]；厉声地说；拍照

参考例句：

• The wind had snapped the tree in two. 风把树喀嚓一声刮断了。
• He lost his temper and snapped irritably at the children. 他发火了，暴躁地斥责孩子们。 来自《简明英汉词典》

3 strip   

n.长条，条状；连环漫画；n.脱衣舞；vt.脱衣，剥夺；挤干(牛奶)；vt.拆卸；去除(烟叶的茎)；vi.脱衣，表演脱衣舞；剥落

参考例句：

• I need one more strip of cloth to finish this decoration.我还要一根布条来完成这个装饰品。
• We had to strip the old paint from the doors.我们只好把门上的旧漆刮掉。

4 apparently   

adv.显然地；表面上，似乎

参考例句：

• An apparently blind alley leads suddenly into an open space.山穷水尽，豁然开朗。
• He was apparently much surprised at the news.他对那个消息显然感到十分惊异。