艾伦脱口秀第413期:主持白宫记者晚宴

 I love that you changed twice,But you are staying in that now. 很高兴看到你换了两套衣服 但是 现在你还穿着这个

You are not gonna change?well,You know I found my thing.Ok,well. 你还要换么 好吧 知道吗 我找到了感觉 恩 好吧

You are not chilly,and I am wearing this in the show tonight.All right. 你是不冷的对吧 我打算今晚就穿这套衣服 非常好

I mean it just keep going with this whole thing together.I would love you wearing that to the show tonight. 这套衣服表现不错 与整体环境很搭 我很开心今晚你穿这套衣服

Please,please do,I don't know.I think it's gonna explode as soon as next nail,I see,it looks a little tight¹. 就这么穿吧 我不知道 我觉得这个马上就要裂开了 这个看起来有点紧

So you are hosting the Whitehouse correspondent² dinner.I am,yes. 你马上要主持白宫记者晚宴 是啊 好的

How do you feel about that?Are you nervous? 感觉如何 紧张不

I am nervous about it,Because it is at the White House with the president it is now living.Yes. 我有点紧张 因为是在白宫 总统住的地方 对

The most exciting thing is getting to meet the president,and possibly talk to him a little bit. 最让我兴奋的事情是可以见到总统先生 而且还可能同他说上几句话

Because what I want to know more than anything,If I get one question to ask the president, 我想知道的太多了 如果只能问总统一个问题的话

It would be what do you know about UFOS.Did you go through the files³? 那就是 关于UFO您知道些什么 你有没有看过那些档案

I mean if I were the president,that would be the first thing like,ok,yayaya,let's go to the UFOS files. 我的意思是 如果我是总统的话 我做的第一件事就是 好了yayaya 让我们来看一下关于UFO的文件

I want to know what happened in Roswell,I want to know everything. 我想知道在罗斯威发生了什么 我想知道所有的真相

Have Green Man come down,Have they ever kill one out of the air,Those are the things that I am interested in. Green Man有没有来过 外星人有没有杀过人 这些是我感兴趣的地方

And I am hoping to get the president drunk⁴ to ask him those,I see. 我希望可以把总统灌倒 然后问他这些 我知道了

Ready for your next sruprise?Do you have more surprises for me?Yes,I have another surprise for you.Ok. 准备好了下一个惊喜么 还有惊喜给我 是的 还有另一个惊喜给你 好的

I know you love the art of dance,I do.It is one of your favorite arts,even more something,in the art of arts?Yeah. 我知道你喜欢舞蹈 是啊 喜欢 你最喜欢的艺术之一 甚至意味着更多的东西 艺术中的艺术 是的

So,I got some close friends together,and I personally choreograph⁵ this for you. 我找来一些好朋友 并亲自为你设计的舞蹈

Are you ready for it?Yes.Are you ready for it back there?Wow,five,six,seven,eight. 你准备好了么 是的 你准备好他们再次来这里么 哇哦 五 六 七 八

1 tight   

adj.紧的；难解的；紧密的

参考例句：

• Time is going to be tight,so you'd better hurry.时间很紧，你最好抓紧一点。
• The box is so tight that I can't open it.这个盒子太紧，我打不开。

2 correspondent   

n.记者，通信者；adj.符合的，一致的，相当的

参考例句：

• He volunteered as a correspondent for the war.他自愿担任作报道这次战争的记者。
• The result was correspondent with my wishes.结果与我的愿望是一致的。

3 files   

文件夹( file的名词复数 )； 卷宗； 纵列

参考例句：

• A stack of files awaited me on my desk. 我桌上有一堆文件正待我去处理。
• Files were strewn higgledy-piggledy over the floor. 文件乱七八糟地扔了一地。

4 drunk   

adj.醉酒的；(喻)陶醉的；n.酗酒者，醉汉

参考例句：

• People who drives when they are drunk should be heavily penalised.醉酒驾车的人应受重罚。
• She found him drunk when she came home at night.她晚上回家时，经常发现他醉醺醺的。

5 choreograph   

v.设计舞蹈动作

参考例句：

• Achim had choreographed the dance in Act II himself.阿希姆自己设计了第2幕的舞蹈动作。
• She has danced,choreographed,lectured and taught all over the world.她在世界各地跳过舞、编过舞、讲过学、也教过书。