艾伦脱口秀第414期:一场激烈的比赛

 Have a seat.All right,That's back at you,by the way. 坐下吧  好了 这些热情都送还给你们

Let's hear from the Calabasas Raiders Youth Football Team. 感谢Calabasas Raiders少年橄榄球队的队员

They make me wanna call a pundit¹ for unnecessary cuteness is what they want. 他们让我觉得专业球员居然如此可爱 这是他们给人的感觉

I can't believe kids that young are playing football, 真不敢相信这么小的孩子就开始打球了

You know,I'm told the rules are the same,Except that half-time is actually nap time. 我听说连规则都是一样的 只不过中场时间其实是午睡时间

That's all the difference.You all excited at the Super Bowl this weekend? 就这么点不同 你们对周末的超级碗都很兴奋吗

Me too.Here's is what I'm hoping.I'm hoping for a close game,some funny commercials,and maybe a few wardrobe malfunctions².That's what I'm hoping for. 我也一样 说说我的期待 我期待一场激烈的比赛 好玩的广告 可能还会走露点春光 这就是我期待的

The Giants and the Patriots³ are in the Super Bowl this year,and they are both great teams. 今年巨人队和爱国者队要争夺超级碗 他们都很强大

I look forward to watching the game. 我很期待看这场比赛

Another game I'm excited about is the one we are about to play right now. 另一场让我激动的比赛是 我们现在要比的这个

I have one ticket,One ticket to the Super Bowl.And I have four fans who want it. 我有一张票 一张超级碗的门票 有四位球迷想要

They're gonna battle it out,in a game we call Ellen's Super Bowl Smackdown. 她们将决出胜负 这个游戏我们叫做 Ellen超级碗对决

Let's make Team NO.1.She is a forth⁵ generation Giants fan who owns a Giants Snuggie, 这是一号队 她是第四代巨人队球迷 她有一个巨人队睡毯

and she is not afraid to wear her Patriots jersey⁶ out in public,even though she lives in Giants country.Give it up for Jill and Lennie. 她不害怕穿出去她的爱国者球衣 即使她周围都是巨人对球迷 这就是无敌的Jill和Lennie

And now team No2.She will unfriend you on Facebook if you talk smack⁴ of her Giants. 现在是二号队 她会在Facebook上把你取消好友 要是你说巨人队的坏话

And she is a Patriots fanatic,Even though her fiance loves the Giants.Let's hear it from Aimee and Kendyl. 她是爱国者的狂热球迷 尽管她的未婚夫喜欢巨人队 我们欢迎Aimee和Kendyl

1 pundit   

n.博学之人；权威

参考例句：

• Even the outstanding excellent graduate will learn constantly if he likes to be a pundit.即使最优秀的结业生，要想成为一个博学的人也要不断地研究。
• He is a well known political pundit.他是一个著名的政治专家。

2 malfunctions   

n.故障，功能障碍（malfunction的复数形式）vi.失灵（malfunction的第三人称单数形式）

参考例句：

• The mood of defeat was as pervasive as the odor of malfunctions and decay. 失败的情绪就象损坏腐烂的臭味一样弥漫全艇。 来自辞典例句
• Possibility of engine malfunctions due to moisture, are lessened. 发动机故障的可能性，由于水分，也将减少。 来自互联网

3 patriots   

爱国者，爱国主义者( patriot的名词复数 )

参考例句：

• Abraham Lincoln was a fine type of the American patriots. 亚伯拉罕·林肯是美国爱国者的优秀典型。
• These patriots would fight to death before they surrendered. 这些爱国者宁愿战斗到死，也不愿投降。

4 smack   

vt.拍，打，掴；咂嘴；vi.含有…意味；n.拍

参考例句：

• She gave him a smack on the face.她打了他一个嘴巴。
• I gave the fly a smack with the magazine.我用杂志拍了一下苍蝇。

5 forth   

adv.向前；向外，往外

参考例句：

• The wind moved the trees gently back and forth.风吹得树轻轻地来回摇晃。
• He gave forth a series of works in rapid succession.他很快连续发表了一系列的作品。

6 jersey   

n.运动衫

参考例句：

• He wears a cotton jersey when he plays football.他穿运动衫踢足球。
• They were dressed alike in blue jersey and knickers.他们穿着一致，都是蓝色的运动衫和灯笼短裤。