《摩登家庭》第1季第2集 第12期:说谎不眨眼

 Oh,son of a... 啊 真他...

You gave me the wrong screwdriver¹. 你给我的螺丝刀不对

Maybe you're just using it wrong. 也许是你用得不好

My dad's great with tools. 我爸超会用工具的

He can get the wheels off a car in less than a minute. 他能一分钟之内把汽车的四轮全卸下来

Just get me to wine country. Just get me to wine... 装完就能去酒乡了 装完就能去酒...

Aah! Sorry. 啊!对不起

I think my arm is broken. 我觉得我胳膊断了

Relax. It's not broken. 放松 不会断的

How do you know? You don't know anything! 你知道什么? 你什么都不知道!

You have no concern for safety. 你一点都不注意安全

Because it didn't hit you that hard. 那也没砸得很伤嘛

Why don't you just say it? You don't want me around. 你为什么不直说呢?你不想让我在这里

You know what? Right now,I don't. 你知道吗?此时此刻我真的不想耶

I don't want to be with you,either. 我也不想和你在一起

I'm gonna go wait for my dad. 我要去等我爹了

oh,but... but if you leave, 但...如果你走了

How will I ever finish? 我什么时候才能做的完啊

You know what? I wish you never married my mom. 你知道吗?我希望你和妈从未结婚过

I hate living here. 我讨厌住在这里

You think I like this arrangement? 你以为我愿意这样子啊?

I got a two-seater parked in the driveway. 我那跑车在等着我呢

I mean,I don't understand. 我就不理解了

Why are you trying to sneak² around and hide things from me? 你干嘛要在我面前藏藏掩掩的?

I actually think it's pretty funny. 其实这还蛮搞笑的

You do?I do,yes. 真的?当然咯

I mean,you steal a bike from some poor kid 你从别的小孩那里偷了一辆自行车

And then the bike gets stolen from you... 然后这车又从你手上被人偷掉

That's hilarious³. 多搞笑啊

classic⁴ me,right? 这就是我嘛 对吧?

Yeah! So,where were you when it got stolen? 那是! 那辆在哪里被偷的啊?

Oh,I was getting some gas. 噢 就在我给车加油的时候

 

1 screwdriver   

n.螺丝起子；伏特加橙汁鸡尾酒

参考例句：

• He took a screwdriver and teased out the remaining screws.他拿出螺丝刀把其余的螺丝卸了下来。
• The electric drill can also be used as a screwdriver.这把电钻也可用作螺丝刀。

2 sneak   

vt.潜行(隐藏,填石缝)；偷偷摸摸做；n.潜行；adj.暗中进行

参考例句：

• He raised his spear and sneak forward.他提起长矛悄悄地前进。
• I saw him sneak away from us.我看见他悄悄地从我们身边走开。

3 hilarious   

adj.充满笑声的，欢闹的；[反]depressed

参考例句：

• The party got quite hilarious after they brought more wine.在他们又拿来更多的酒之后，派对变得更加热闹起来。
• We stop laughing because the show was so hilarious.我们笑个不停，因为那个节目太搞笑了。

4 classic   

n.经典作品；adj.经典的，一流的；古典的

参考例句：

• The novel is regarded as one of the classic works.这篇小说被公认为是最优秀的作品之一。
• The football match was a classic.那场足球比赛堪称典范。