《摩登家庭》第1季第13集 第2期:不再爱我了？

 Haley's just in the bathroom. She'll be back in just a minute. 海莉在浴室  她一会儿就回来

Thank you. 谢谢

Where were you pointing it?  At the TV. 你刚才把遥控器对着哪  对着电视

This- 这

Honey- Uh, no. I'm sorry. 亲爱的  不  我不是在笑你

It's-It's a home theater. 不过这是  这是家庭影院

What, so I can't point it at the TV 所以呢  我看电视的时候

when I want to watch the TV? 不应该把遥控器对着电视吗

No. You point it at the receiver. 不  你应该对着接收器

What's a receiver? 什么是接收器

Okay, imagine our home theater system is a human body. 这样吧  你把家庭影院想象成人的身体

So then the receiver is the brain. 接收器就相当于大脑

The TV is the face. I know what part you are. 电视就是人脸  我知道你是哪部分

So he says to his wife, "you don't love me anymore?" 所以他对他妻子说  你不再爱我了吗

His heart- boom! 他的心脏受到了重创  

Quadruple bypass. Blown a valve. 心脏搭桥手术白做了  瓣膜撕裂

Hey! Look who it is.  Hey. There he is. 嗨  看看这是谁  嗨  是你啊

What a coinkydink. 好巧哟

I was just getting some flowers for Gloria 我在给歌洛莉亚买花

for babysitting Lily. 感谢她临时照顾莉莉

You want me to take 'em to her? 你想让我帮忙带给她吗

I would, but I have the most hilarious¹ card for her at home. 谢了  但是我给她准备的爆笑卡片在家里

It's- It's a hunky Antonio Banderas type 上面是一个像安东尼奥·班德拉斯那样

in silk boxers². 穿着平角短裤的性感熟男

And on the inside, it says, "thank you for last noche, 里面写着  谢谢昨夜春宵一场

but I can't find my pantalones." 只是裤子寻不着

I'm not doing it justice, really. 是我说的不好

 

1 hilarious   

adj.充满笑声的，欢闹的；[反]depressed

参考例句：

• The party got quite hilarious after they brought more wine.在他们又拿来更多的酒之后，派对变得更加热闹起来。
• We stop laughing because the show was so hilarious.我们笑个不停，因为那个节目太搞笑了。

2 boxers   

n.拳击短裤；（尤指职业）拳击手( boxer的名词复数 )；拳师狗

参考例句：

• The boxers were goaded on by the shrieking crowd. 拳击运动员听见观众的喊叫就来劲儿了。 来自《简明英汉词典》
• The boxers slugged it out to the finish. 两名拳击手最后决出了胜负。 来自《简明英汉词典》