《表情奇幻冒险》精讲 今天是你的幸运

Do you have any idea what it's like to be living large, hashtag blessed,

你能明白本来生活美好 #幸福#

the favorite of the favorites, and then demoted to this pit of despair?

是最爱中的最爱 然后降到这个绝望之坑是什么感受吗

Here, will you hit my calluses for me?

能帮我磨磨老茧吗

At least you're a working emoji.

至少你是工作着的表情符号

That's all I ever wanted.

我想要的不过如此

Well, if that's all it'll take for you to be satisfied, then just find a hacker¹ and get reprogrammed.

如果只是这个你就能满足 那就找个黑客来改编程序吧

It's not that complicated.

没那么复杂

Where would I find a hacker?

我到哪儿找黑客呢

In the Piracy² app.

在盗版应用程序

Who took my clear nail polish?

谁拿走了我的透明指甲油

Piracy app?

盗版应用程序

To get there, I mean, I'd have to leave Textopolis.

要到那里 我就得离开短信之城

So? I've done it. Would you be a brother?

所以呢 我做过 你要成为我的兄弟吗

One of the Princess emojis left the phone altogether.

有个公主表情符号直接离开了手机

Now she lives on the cloud.

现在她住在云端

That is good.

很好

I'm sure the hacker that helped her do that could easily reprogram you.

我相信帮她的那个黑客可以很容易改编你的程序

The name's Jailbreak.

叫做越狱

Jailbreak?

越狱

That's great! Reprogrammed.

太棒了 改编程序

I just need to be reprogrammed,

我只要改编程序

and then, I can finally be the Meh. I was meh to be.

就终于能成为我应该成为的那个无聊了

Help me find that hacker, Hi five. Will you? Please?

帮我找到那个黑客吧 击掌 可以吗 拜托

Maybe this hacker could help you, too.

或许这个黑客也可以帮你

Like rewrite some code, get you into the favorites section.

重写代码 把你放到最爱区域

Wait a minute.

等下

I've been trying to use my charisma³ and sense of entitlement to get me back on top,

我一直试图用我的魅力和权力意识让我重登顶峰

but all I need is a hacker.

但我需要的只是黑客而已

Today's your lucky day. Let's roll.

今天是你的幸运日 走吧

1 hacker   

n.能盗用或偷改电脑中信息的人，电脑黑客

参考例句：

• The computer hacker wrote that he was from Russia.这个计算机黑客自称他来自俄罗斯。
• This site was attacked by a hacker last week.上周这个网站被黑客攻击了。

2 piracy   

n.海盗行为，剽窃，著作权侵害

参考例句：

• The government has already adopted effective measures against piracy.政府已采取有效措施惩治盗版行为。
• They made the place a notorious centre of piracy.他们把这地方变成了臭名昭著的海盗中心。

3 charisma   

n.(大众爱戴的)领袖气质，魅力

参考例句：

• He has enormous charisma. He is a giant of a man.他有超凡的个人魅力，是个伟人。
• I don't have the charisma to pull a crowd this size.我没有那么大的魅力，能吸引这么多人。