老友记精校版第1季 第33期:克林顿亲信助手(1)

 　　Monica: Alright. Phoebe?

　　好了，Phoebe你说？

　　Phoebe: Okay, okay. If I were omnipotent¹ for a day, I would want, um, world peace, no more hunger, good things for the rain forest. And bigger boobs.

　　好的。如果我有一天变得无所不能，我希望，恩，世界和平，没有饥荒，热带雨林受到更好保护……还要大咪咪！

　　Ross: Yeah, see...you took mine. Chandler, what about you?

　　好，恩，你说的也是我的愿望。Chandler，你呢？

　　Chandler: Uh, if I were omnipotent for a day, I'd...make myself omnipotent forever.

　　呃，如果我有一天无所不能，我要……永远都无所不能。

　　Rachel: See, there's always one guy. "If I had a wish, I'd wish for three more wishes."

　　看吧，永远有这么贪婪的人。“如果我得到一个愿望，那我许愿再得到三个愿望。”

　　All: Hey Joey. Hi. Hey, buddy².

　　嗨，Joey。嗨，伙计。

　　Monica: Hey, Joey, what would you do if you were omnipotent?

　　嗨，Joey，如果你变得无所不能，你会做什么？

　　Joey: Probably kill myself!

　　也许我会自杀。

　　Monica: Excuse me?

　　你说什么？

　　Joey: Hey, if Little Joey's dead, then I got no reason to live!

　　嗨，如果小Joey 都玩完了，那我就没理由再活下去了！

　　Ross: Joey, uh Omnipotent.

　　Joey，恩，我是说无所不能。

　　Joey: You are? Ross, I'm sorry. I had no idea. I thought it was a theoretical question.

　　你吗？Ross，我真是遗憾。我以为这是一个理论问题。

　　Monica: How does she do that?

　　她怎么做到的？

　　Ross: I cannot sleep in a public place, libraries, airplanes, movie theaters....

　　我在公共场合无法入睡，无论是图书馆，飞机还是电影院…

　　Monica: When you were little, you slept at the Grand Canyon³.

　　你小时候就在大峡谷睡着过。

　　Ross: Hello, Mom and Dad never took us to the Grand Canyon. Mom and Dad took us to the Grand Canyon?

　　以前爸妈没带我们去过大峡谷玩。难道爸妈带我去过大峡谷吗？

　　Monica: Would you look at her? She is so peaceful.

　　你看她。睡得多香。

　　Ross: yeah.

　　是啊。

　　Phoebe: Oh oh! What what what!...Hi.

　　哦！什么什么什么！……嗨。

　　Ross: It's okay, y'know, you just nodded off again.

　　没什么，你刚刚又打瞌睡了。

　　Monica: What's going on with you?

　　你怎么了？

　　Phoebe: I got no sleep last night!

　　我昨晚没睡着。

　　Ross: Why?

　　为什么？

　　Phoebe: My grandmother has this new boyfriend, and they're both kind of insecure in bed. Oh, and deaf. So they're constantly, like, having to reassure⁴ each other that they're having a good time. You have no idea how loud they are!

　　我奶奶找了个新男朋友，他们俩在床上都有点没安全感。而且耳朵都不好使。所以他们一直在相互确认是不是爽了。你根本不知道他们有多吵！

1 omnipotent   

adj.全能的，万能的

参考例句：

• When we are omnipotent we shall have no more need of science.我们达到万能以后就不需要科学了。
• Money is not omnipotent,but we can't survive without money.金钱不是万能的，但是没有金钱我们却无法生存。

2 buddy   

n.（美口）密友，伙伴

参考例句：

• Calm down,buddy.What's the trouble?压压气，老兄。有什么麻烦吗？
• Get out of my way,buddy!别挡道了，你这家伙！

3 canyon   

n.峡谷，溪谷

参考例句：

• The Grand Canyon in the USA is 1900 metres deep.美国的大峡谷1900米深。
• The canyon is famous for producing echoes.这个峡谷以回声而闻名。

4 reassure   

v.使放心，使消除疑虑

参考例句：

• This seemed to reassure him and he continued more confidently.这似乎使他放心一点，于是他更有信心地继续说了下去。
• The airline tried to reassure the customers that the planes were safe.航空公司尽力让乘客相信飞机是安全的。