艾伦脱口秀第4期:霸道总裁

 　　Not gonna try it now. 现在我也不想尝试

　　I don't know if you have been following all the fun I wanna talk to about,you know the Matt Lauer stuff is going on, 接下来我要说的趣事 不知道你们关注没有 你们知道马特·劳尔的节目吗

　　if you watching.Few weeks ago, we added a clip¹ of him interviewing a cast of "Fifty Shades of Grey". 如果你看过的话 几周前 我们播过一段视频 他采访"霸道总裁爱上我"

　　And we made him look like he's wearing like this fetish outfit². 我们让他穿得像恋物癖性虐狂的男主角一样

　　We did that,and aired it on our show. 你还别不信 还在我们的节目中播了

　　And a lot of the viewers of the "Today Show"thought it was real, and rolled in. 很多"今日秀"的观众们都信以为真 大家蜂拥而至 点击率那叫一个高

　　And so Matt was like,this was ridiculous,I would not wear that, that's not me. 马特就说 这太荒唐了 我是不会穿的 我不会穿成那样

　　So he came on the show,tried to set the record straight. 所以他来到了节目现场 想澄清下这段视频

　　And as a peace offering,I gave him a frame photograph of him wearing that. 为了表达我的慰问 我给他裱了一张SM大叔照

　　And so he took it back to the "Today Show",and hung it in his dressing³ room. 结果人家把照片拿回"今日秀"挂到了化妆间

　　I was really surprised to see what he had in his dressing room,I really was. 他的化妆间里的东西 还真是吓尿了我 真的

　　Well, Matt you recently take that appearance on the Show. 马特前段时间上过"艾伦秀"

　　And look at this,she gave you a little gift.Your very own "Fifty Shades of Grey" Portrait.Where you gonna hang that? 瞧瞧这个 她送了你一份小礼物  大叔专属的"霸道总裁"照 准备挂哪儿啊

　　Funny you should mentioned that.It's up in my dressing room. 既然你提到这个 我挂在化妆间里了

　　Here we go.Here's the thing he collected. 瞧一瞧看一看 这是大叔的私人典藏

　　That's the trending today.One hundred percent not edited⁴ at all,That is real. 绝对是当下潮流 绝无PS 绝无后期处理 百分百原汁原味

　　We could drop the whole thing but I wouldn't done yet. 本来可以剪掉这段的 我想了想还没玩够

　　And he claimed he's gonna try to get it back me, 后来他就一直说要报复我

　　but you can't beat me in this game, Lauer.It is on. 但是劳尔啊 我可是整蛊大师 放马过来

1 clip   

n.夹子，别针，弹夹，片断；vt.夹住，修剪

参考例句：

• May I clip out the report on my performance?我能把报道我的文章剪下来吗？
• She fastened the papers together with a paper clip.她用曲别针把文件别在一起。

2 outfit   

n.（为特殊用途的）全套装备，全套服装

参考例句：

• Jenney bought a new outfit for her daughter's wedding.珍妮为参加女儿的婚礼买了一套新装。
• His father bought a ski outfit for him on his birthday.他父亲在他生日那天给他买了一套滑雪用具。

3 dressing   

n.(食物)调料；包扎伤口的用品，敷料

参考例句：

• Don't spend such a lot of time in dressing yourself.别花那么多时间来打扮自己。
• The children enjoy dressing up in mother's old clothes.孩子们喜欢穿上妈妈旧时的衣服玩。

4 edited   

编辑( edit的过去式和过去分词 )； 剪辑（电影、录音磁带、无线电或电视节目、书等）； 主编（报纸、杂志等）

参考例句：

• I know that this draft text will need to be edited. 我知道这篇草稿需要校订。
• All references to the scandal were edited out of the tape. 所有涉及这件丑闻的内容都从录音带中删去了。