艾伦脱口秀第5期:唤醒本能和兽性

 　　It's time for a segment¹ we call "It's A Jungle In The Amazon"Sorry.Brings out the animal in me. 好了 现在是我们进入"亚马逊丛林" 版块的时间了 不好意思了啦 唤醒了本能和兽性

　　Alright, this is a segment we show you real products exist on Amazon. 下面这一部分呢 我们将为各位呈现亚马逊网出售的产品

　　Even though they probably should not. 其实有些他们根本不应该出售

　　This is a product called the "AutoExec Wheelmate Work Surface Tray²".It's a desk that attaches³ to your steering⁴ wheel. 其中一个叫做"自动方向盘工作板" 其实就是一张卡在方向盘上的小桌子

　　You know it's a great place to write to your loved ones. You just caused a terrible accident. 想想用它给你亲爱的写信告诉他 你刚刚造成了一场严重的车祸

　　This is a book I found on amazon is called "Dancing With Cats". 下面是亚马逊上卖的一本书 叫做"与猫共舞"

　　And I think that you can't have enough catffe... cat books. 我想你一定非常喜欢咖啡……猫书

　　This is a woman right here and she's dancing with two cats. 看看这位女性 与俩猫共舞

　　She was born to do that, wasn't she? 她真有天赋啊 对吧

　　Here's a man dancing with a cat. 这是一大叔与猫共舞

　　Here's the thing.Every time I tried to defend a cat owner.They turn around and do somethings like this to me. 是这样的 每次我试图为猫主人辩护 他们就会做这样的事来打我脸

　　How can I defend cats.Here's another way. 让我怎么替猫说话呢 来说说另一样东西

　　I had no idea this book existed. 我不知道这本书的存在

　　It's the "Ellen DeGeneres Coloring Book" By Jack⁵ Anthony. 这本书叫 "艾伦·德杰尼勒斯的填色薄" 作者是杰克·安东尼

　　I don't know you Jack Anthony.But I feel like we'll be speaking through lawyers soon. 杰克·安东尼 我不认识你 但我觉得我们很快就会通过律师聊聊了

　　If you see a product online, you think I should see.Please send it to me.We will be back after this. 如果你在网上看到某个商品 觉得我应该看看 请发给我 我们马上回来

1 segment   

n.切片，部分，段，节

参考例句：

• The company dominates this segment of the market.这家公司控制着这一部分市场。
• Give me a segment of a tangerine to taste.给我一瓣柑橘尝一尝。

2 tray   

n.盘，托盘，碟

参考例句：

• There were two glasses of champagne on the tray.托盘里有两杯香槟酒。
• A waitress came in,carrying tea on a tray.一名女侍者走进来，手端放着茶的托盘。

3 attaches   

贴上，系，附上( attach的第三人称单数 )； （有时不受欢迎或未受邀请而）参加； 把…固定； 把…归因于

参考例句：

• Mother attaches a great deal of value to good manners. 妈妈很重视礼貌。
• No suspicion attaches to him. 他无可怀疑。

4 steering   

n.操舵装置

参考例句：

• He beat his hands on the steering wheel in frustration. 他沮丧地用手打了几下方向盘。
• Steering according to the wind, he also framed his words more amicably. 他真会看风使舵，口吻也马上变得温和了。

5 jack   

n.插座，千斤顶，男人；v.抬起，提醒，扛举；n.（Jake）杰克

参考例句：

• I am looking for the headphone jack.我正在找寻头戴式耳机插孔。
• He lifted the car with a jack to change the flat tyre.他用千斤顶把车顶起来换下瘪轮胎。