艾伦脱口秀第54期:非常依赖手机

 　　It's been two minutes.How do you feel? 现在已经过了两分钟了 你们感觉怎么样

　　Anybody going with, with the yeah, maybe missing¹ calls. 也许有人会在想 会不会有未接来电啊

　　We depend so much on our phones these days. 现在我们非常依赖手机

　　A new study came out that says people are dumber,when they are separated² from their iPhones, 新研究表明 当人们离开了手机 他们就不知道怎么说话了

　　which is really scary,cause people aren't so bright with their iPhones either. 这真是吓人 因为就算拿着手机也不见得多健谈

　　It's bad enough of being away from your phone. 远离手机已经很糟了

　　But boy, losing your phone,isn't that the most stressful thing when you've lost your phone? 但是 丢手机 要是你把手机弄丢了 这才是压力最大的事吧

　　It's like not knowing where your child is. 这像找不到你孩子一样

　　But worse.Ah, the last time I lost my phone I did what everybody does.Panicked³. 甚至比这更严重 上次我丢了手机 跟大家一样 我很惊慌

　　And then the next thing I did was panicked some more.I looked all over the house. 之后我又惊慌了一会儿 我在整个房子里找

　　And, you know when you are looking for your,for your glasses,they are on your head. 你们懂的 当你在找 眼镜时 它往往就在你头上

　　And you like oh Your, your pencil, you know, it's behind your ear. 又或者是找 你的铅笔的时候 它可能就别在你耳后

　　I looked on top of my head, my phone was not there. 我在我的头上找了找 我的手机不在那儿

　　Looked behind my ear, nothing.A quarter.And it was weird⁴. I think 看了看我的耳朵后面 没有东西 发现了一枚硬币 我觉得这真诡异

1 missing   

adj.遗失的，缺少的，失踪的

参考例句：

• Check the tools and see if anything is missing.检点一下工具，看有无丢失。
• All the others are here;he's the only one missing.别人都来了，就短他一个。

2 separated   

adj.分开的v.分开(separate的过去式和过去分词)

参考例句：

• Her parents are separated but not divorced. 她父母分居但没离婚。
• No child should ever be separated from his mother by force. 绝不能强行使任何一个孩子与母亲分开。 来自《简明英汉词典》

3 panicked   

vt.使恐慌（panic的过去式与过去分词形式）

参考例句：

• The gunfire panicked the baby. 炮声使婴儿受到了惊吓。 来自《简明英汉词典》
• The government panicked into imposing a kind of cultural homogeneity. 政府在恐慌下开始强制实施某种文化统一政策。 来自辞典例句

4 weird   

adj.古怪的，离奇的；怪诞的，神秘而可怕的

参考例句：

• From his weird behaviour,he seems a bit of an oddity.从他不寻常的行为看来，他好像有点怪。
• His weird clothes really gas me.他的怪衣裳简直笑死人。