艾伦脱口秀第165期:有点不知所措

 　　Last week we sent our PA Ari to Ohio State University to surprise the sorority. 上周 我们派助理阿力去俄亥俄州立大学 给姐妹会的一个惊喜

　　Six of the sorority members are in the audience today. 姐妹会中有六人来到了现场

　　Ladies, come on down.You have Mics on chairs back there and everybody have got a Mic here. 女士们 上台来吧 麦克风就在你们椅子后面 这也有一个麦给你们

　　You just clip¹ it on.And,you got it? I don't know.I don't know how to do this. 你们只要夹上就行 然后 找到了吗  我不知道 我不知道怎么找

　　I think is on the seats right behind you.Oh, I'm shaking. - On your sit... 应该就在你椅子上 找找你后面 天 我在发抖  在你椅子上

　　You got it?This is right. Here.It's all right. 找到了吗 找到了 我来吧 别紧张

　　Now we run out of time. Thanks for....All right.So welcome, hi. 时间不够用了 谢谢 好了 欢迎你们

　　So are you went surprising.are you missing² class for... 看来你们还有点不知所措 你们缺课了 为了

　　Thanks for being here for missing your school. 谢谢你们 为了来这都缺课了

　　We... I always skip classes for your show, so it's okay. 我为看你的节目一直逃课 所以无所谓啦

　　Oh great. She held multiple³ talks We coming to you since totally okay. 好吧 她和很多人说了 我们会来你的节目 所以这完全没问题

　　Really? Well, first of all, ah.This is the first time you are here? 真的吗 首先 这是你们第一次来我的节目吗

　　Or I think you have been here before. Yeah, I 还是说你们以前来过我的节目 是的 我

　　Not in here. Yeah, I have been here before but not inside. 不是在这里 我来过 但是没有进来这里

　　I came on spring break, and this amazing woman let me go around the studio⁴ 我在春假的时候来的 然后 有很好的姐姐 让我参观了演播室

　　She is a tour guide, she let me go in. 她是个导游 让我进来了

　　And I bought so much merch they gave me discount.We got really bad. 然后我买了很多东西 他们还给我打了折 我们当时真的很开心

　　and I got view of your parking⁵ spot. It was amazing. 而且我还参观了你的停车位 太不可思议了

1 clip   

n.夹子，别针，弹夹，片断；vt.夹住，修剪

参考例句：

• May I clip out the report on my performance?我能把报道我的文章剪下来吗？
• She fastened the papers together with a paper clip.她用曲别针把文件别在一起。

2 missing   

adj.遗失的，缺少的，失踪的

参考例句：

• Check the tools and see if anything is missing.检点一下工具，看有无丢失。
• All the others are here;he's the only one missing.别人都来了，就短他一个。

3 multiple   

adj.多个(或多项、多种)的；n.（数）倍数

参考例句：

• The number 8 is a multiple of 4.八是四的倍数。
• The most common multiple births are twins,two babies born at the same time.最常见的多胎是双胞胎，两个婴儿同时出生。

4 studio   

n.摄影棚（场）；演播室；画室；工作室

参考例句：

• They are building a modern studio.他们正在修建一座现代化的摄影室。
• He had to spend long hours in the recording studio.他不得不花很长的时间在录音室里。

5 parking   

n.停车，停机，停放

参考例句：

• A bus is parking on the road.路上停着一辆公共汽车。
• Next you must learn how to back a car into a parking space.下一步你应该学会如何把车倒入停车的空地。