艾伦脱口秀第197期:很棒的粉丝

 　　Look I am sure She was alert.I was almost. 我就知道她很警觉的 我差一点

　　By the way,look what has been.How did you get in like nothing?I know. 顺带说一句 你怎么悄无声息的窜进来的？ 对吧？

　　Oh you crawled down that.I'm so sorry.Here's the thing. 原来你从那个地方爬进来的 抱歉 其实是这样的

　　I was so panic because I want the segment to go so well for you. 我很紧张因为我希望这进行得顺利

　　And I was like,where's her music?What's happening? And where is she?I was worried about you. 我想 她的音乐呢？ 发生什么了？她在哪里？ 我在担心你

　　Would it be really scarry you if I didn't show up at all. 如果我根本不出现 会真的吓到你

　　At all.Yeah. But it did kind of scarred me. 如果根本不出现 是 但这确实吓到我一点

　　I think there's a little bit of fear.I saw it. 我觉得有一点点害怕 我看到了

　　But did you saw some fear?all right,it's hard. 你看到一点害怕吗？ 好吧 这很难

　　she was like this,and you were like this. 她像这样 然后你像这样

　　I，eh, it's hard to scar me.You got me a little bit.a little bit. 我 呃 要吓到我很难 你吓到我一点 一点点

　　Apparently¹ the throw a body off the building.Dummy² bodies along the lot.Just a flinch³. 他们以前从楼上扔了个假人身体下来 地上的假人身体 只是吓了一下

　　Yeah,they have. They threw a body when I was walking to, 是 他们扔了个身体下来

　　one time,from my dressing⁴ room to the stage and I just.she stepped over it. 在我从化妆间走向舞台的时候  然后我只是 她从上面踩了过去

　　sorry,I have a gift that I wanna give to you.Eh,it's actually not from me. 对不起 我有个礼物要给你 这其实不是我的

　　It's one of the amazing fans of the show. 是节目的一个很棒的粉丝

　　They make these incredible things and Ellen just saw this 他做了这个无与伦比的东西 Ellen 看到了这个

　　and I found as I was just sneaking⁵ around the office so. 然后我在办公室旁边走的时候看到了这个

　　I got so many things that people make for me. 我收到很多人们为我做的东西

　　And Portia doesn't get to see them all the time.no,I don't. 但Portia 不是一直都能看到它们 不 我看不到

　　So Jen saw this and said Let's give it to Portia. 所以Jen看到这个 然后说让我们把这个给Portia

　　we are gotta show her because this is just.because you are involved also.Ah,oh,no! 我们要给她看因为这实在是 因为你也在里面 天哪！

1 apparently   

adv.显然地；表面上，似乎

参考例句：

• An apparently blind alley leads suddenly into an open space.山穷水尽，豁然开朗。
• He was apparently much surprised at the news.他对那个消息显然感到十分惊异。

2 dummy   

n.假的东西；(哄婴儿的)橡皮奶头

参考例句：

• The police suspect that the device is not a real bomb but a dummy.警方怀疑那个装置不是真炸弹，只是一个假货。
• The boys played soldier with dummy swords made of wood.男孩们用木头做的假木剑玩打仗游戏。

3 flinch   

v.畏缩，退缩

参考例句：

• She won't flinch from speaking her mind.她不会讳言自己的想法。
• We will never flinch from difficulties.我们面对困难决不退缩。

4 dressing   

n.(食物)调料；包扎伤口的用品，敷料

参考例句：

• Don't spend such a lot of time in dressing yourself.别花那么多时间来打扮自己。
• The children enjoy dressing up in mother's old clothes.孩子们喜欢穿上妈妈旧时的衣服玩。

5 sneaking   

a.秘密的，不公开的

参考例句：

• She had always had a sneaking affection for him. 以前她一直暗暗倾心于他。
• She ducked the interviewers by sneaking out the back door. 她从后门偷偷溜走，躲开采访者。