艾伦脱口秀第403期:国家的财富
Ellen's been the first part of her life as a baby,and she was a giant baby. 她的一生从婴儿开始 当时她是一个巨婴 So big in fact that she would not feed in her house,and has to be raised in the yard. 实在太大了 房子里养不开 只
艾伦脱口秀第404期:包装太抢眼
That's really does sum of up,Thank you Jimmy,my pleasure. 这真有才 谢谢你Jimmy 我的荣幸 Ok,so the person who is gonna win the person who sned in the two different pictures from the Jimmy Club. 赢的那个人是寄来两张Jimmy俱乐部照片
艾伦脱口秀第405期:喜欢的球队
Yes,it is a poker set.It's a special poker set.Okay,cause I love poker,do you play? I do play poker,yes. 是的 是很特殊的一套 我喜欢打牌 你呢 我也是 And they have my pictures on all the chips.Well,not on all the chips. 在筹码上还
艾伦脱口秀第406期:小小的惊喜
Next Ellen,Ted Danson from Big Miracle.The humback whales might migrate from Alaska to Hawai. 下期节目 来自《鲸奇之旅》的Ted Danson 灰鲸可能是从阿拉斯加到了夏威夷 Least animals remember the exact course. 极少有动物可以
艾伦脱口秀第407期:最爆伴娘团
Alright,we're back with my birthday show,and I missing Jimmy. 我们回来 这是我的生日秀 我找不到Jimmy And I don't know where he goes or what he's doing during break. 我也不知道他在休息的时候 去哪里了或者在做什么 But
艾伦脱口秀第408期:重要的时光
You wanna do this I'm sure.Hi,Melissa.Hello. 你想这样吧 你好 Melissa 你好 How are you.Very good.I want to sit like a lady. 最近可好 很好 我也想坐的像个淑女 I know my mom probably go,don't sit on your foot.Why do you always do
艾伦脱口秀第409期:目不暇接
And it's like I talk to people.Who did you talk to,Oh,my god. 我和其他人谈话 你都和谁谈天呢 天呐 I'll say it,because I'll never able to say this again. 我告诉你 因为以后就没机会说了 I was sitting there and talk to Brad a
艾伦脱口秀第410期:太抢镜了
And I literary make my brain snapped into,and I really didn't know what to say. 我的大脑就扭曲了 我真不知道该说什么 So I just kept going,My god,you are Strip.Oh my god,you are Merrill Strip. 我就不停的说 天呐 你是Strip 天呐
艾伦脱口秀第411期:有趣的女人
Ellen is all new with Ted Dansen and Oscar nominee Christopher Plummer,Plus Jenna Dicky. 全新的Ellen秀迎来了Ted Dansen 和获得奥斯卡提名的Christopher Plummer 以及Jenna Dicky Are you worry that I gonna scare you?I just get this parano
艾伦脱口秀第412期:真是好日子
I couldn't wait for it.Thank you so much. 我都等不及了 谢谢你 That's really sweet.There's really another day. 真贴心 今天真是好日子 Just really drag ass,I got her poker chips. 只是来去匆匆 我送她扑克筹码 I got her a bi
艾伦脱口秀第413期:主持白宫记者晚宴
I love that you changed twice,But you are staying in that now. 很高兴看到你换了两套衣服 但是 现在你还穿着这个 You are not gonna change?well,You know I found my thing.Ok,well. 你还要换么 好吧 知道吗 我找到了感觉 恩
艾伦脱口秀第414期:一场激烈的比赛
Have a seat.All right,That's back at you,by the way. 坐下吧 好了 这些热情都送还给你们 Let's hear from the Calabasas Raiders Youth Football Team. 感谢Calabasas Raiders少年橄榄球队的队员 They make me wanna call a pundit for un
艾伦脱口秀第415期:进入总决赛
Wow,all right.Tony?yes.You are excited for teh Super Bowl this weekend I know.Cause your team is in there. Tony? 在 我知道你很期待这周的超级碗 因为你喜欢的球队进入了总决赛 Yes,I'm incredibly excited,go Giants!You,Go Giants
艾伦脱口秀第416期:发音指南
If the patriots win,yes?You'll dress like a Patriot for a day,Okay. 如果爱国者赢了 然后 你一天都得穿得像个爱国者球迷 没问题 If the Giants win,yeah?I will make you dress like a Giant for the day. 如果巨人队赢了 怎么办
艾伦脱口秀第417期:寄来的照片
That's not right,that's not right.All right,here's something else that is not right. 这样做是不对的 这样做是不对的 还有一些事是不对的 These photos you all sent in for our segment,what's wrong with these photos?photos. 你们为接