艾伦脱口秀第328期:真实的报警记录
Thank you,thank you,oh boy.Tony,yes.I'm gonna read y'all some really real police reports in our brand-new segment,Oh Puh-lice 谢谢 谢谢大家 Tony 在 我将给大家读一些真实的报警记录 哦 Puh-lice all right,these are all form the pol
艾伦脱口秀第329期:走廊里喊救命
This is from Custer South Dakota,10:10pm,suspicious people were reported doing something with flashlights by the side of North 5th street in Custer 这条来自南达科塔州的卡斯特 晚上十点十分 几个可疑分子拿着手电筒 鬼鬼祟祟
艾伦脱口秀第330期:那些事儿太疯狂
Stop it.Hi jon,hi.It's glad to see you 别这样呐 你好Jon 好啊 见到你真高兴 Well you have to be happy.I have to be happy.well apparently it's required 你最近一定很开心啊 我不得不开心 很显然 这是必须的 I'm actually,y
艾伦脱口秀第331期:重整旗鼓
Uh,you know I...It was all happening so fast,I did not know where it was going 其实我 这事发生的太快了 我不知道会变成这样 Uh-huh,mostly I was worried that Charlie was going to die,that was the big fear for me.yeah 嗯嗯 我主要担
艾伦脱口秀第332期:喜欢这种说法
Now you have seen that thing，you have seen that thing 你看过他的那个东西吧 你看过他的那个东西吧 You have seen it.Yes,I have seen that thing 你看到了 是的 看到了 I love referring to it as that thing by the way,that's wha
艾伦脱口秀第333期:情同一家
He does not wear it for everybody,not anymore,not to work,not anymore 他并不会对所有人都穿那个东西 不会啦 也不会戴着它上班 But no,he does not,he has said I dont' konw whether it's to set up punkings in the future 不 他不是
艾伦脱口秀第334期:爱情使你盲目
We are back with Jon Cryer.So now I assume Ashton,he probably doesn't know every single thing that Demi has been in 欢迎回来 这是Jon Cryer 我想Ashtoon很可能不清楚跟Demi合作过的每个人 But did he know that you had worked with his
艾伦脱口秀第335期:成为众人的焦点
All right boy,first of all I have to say,what a brave brave human being you are 首先我必须得说 你是一个非常非常勇敢的人 Thank you.Because for so many reasons and then to be this lightening rod right now that is getting all this att
艾伦脱口秀第336期:想办法解决问题
One of my girlfriend had a transgendered male friend 我一个女性朋友有一个变性后的男朋友 and I remember thinking you know he must feel like I do,but way worse 我想他的感受应该跟我差不多 或者更糟糕 I knew we were like
艾伦脱口秀第337期:改变你的情绪
I think I'm,I mean in really kind of stereotypical,you know different male and femal way 我比较倾向于传统固定的男女思维方式 I think I am probably more like want to fix things a little less emotional,a little bit more there's a proble
艾伦脱口秀第338期:潜在的危险
and that for most people those two things are connected.So you don't even think about it,right 对很多人来说 这两部分是结合在一起的 无需再考虑其它 是的 You just assume if you are a boy,you feel like,you are supposed to feel l
艾伦脱口秀第339期:感到非常骄傲
All right,you don't even know about this,we are back with Chaz Bono and we have somebody on the phone right now 你不知道有这个电话 欢迎回来 我们嘉宾是Chaz Bono 现在有人电话正在线 Okay,hello,hello.Cher,yeah.It's your mom 好啊
艾伦脱口秀第340期:接受真正的你
I would be at the first doctor,I will make the laundry lesson to be the first doctor 我将是他的第一个医生 会从洗衣开始 学习成为他的第一位医生 This is not happening to me,so I can't imagine how you live your whole life 这我都
艾伦脱口秀第341期:分享好消息
that's so great.So Domminy tell us what you want to do after school 太棒了 Domminy毕业后你想干什么呢 Well right now,I am in political science and biology major 现在我的专业是政治科学和生物学 and I am definitely look forward
艾伦脱口秀第342期:关于电的话题
Have a seat.That's lovely,thank you very much 请坐 真好 谢谢大家 Thank you for it,I say right back at you,thank you so much for being here 谢谢你们 掌声和欢呼如数奉还给你们 谢谢你们来到现场 How's that you feeling,good.
