《摩登家庭》第1季第1集 第12期:贼贼的笑

 First of all, it would be really cool to see Haley that fat. 首先  看海莉怀孕变胖还蛮爽的

And how awesome¹ would it be 更酷的是  

to have a fake little brother who's really my nephew. 多了个假弟弟  实际上是我亲外甥

Haley is not getting pregnant. 海莉才不会怀孕

Just saying "If." I know. 我只是说假如  我知道

And I know you like to make trouble for your sister, 我知道你喜欢找你姐的茬儿

but it's not gonna work this time. 不过这次不管用了

You know why? 'Cause your sister's a good girl. 知道为啥吗  因为你姐是个好女孩

I know. I was just like her when I was- 我明白  因为她和我当年一模一...

I want you to know, I'm not enjoying this. 要知道  我也不想这么做

But this is an important lesson that you're learning. 可你得吸取这个教训

So, soak it. Keep it. 所以  记好了  记住了

You're too close. It's gonna hurt. 你站太近了  这样会很疼的

It's supposed to hurt. 就是要你疼

And why are you smiling?  I'm- What? 你干嘛贱贱地笑  我笑了吗

Oh, forget it. I can't do this. 算了  我下不了手

The point is you're scared. I think you've learned your lesson. 就是要让你害怕  你已经学到教训了

Mom! What are you doing? 妈  你干什么啊

Oh, hey! I was just, um, dropping off some laundry. 我是来放洗好的衣服

Is this a bad time?  Yeah. 打扰到你们了吗  当然

Oh. Okay. 那我走好了

 

1 awesome   

adj.令人惊叹的，难得吓人的，很好的

参考例句：

• The church in Ireland has always exercised an awesome power.爱尔兰的教堂一直掌握着令人敬畏的权力。
• That new white convertible is totally awesome.那辆新的白色折篷汽车简直棒极了.