《摩登家庭》第1季第4集 第4期:强壮的外婆

 To the bride and the groom,my ex. 祝福新娘 还有新郎 我的前夫

35 years we were together, 我们在一起35年

And he couldn't wait 10 minutes to run off with charo. 而他却等不及和一个南美娘们跑了

Seriously, I knew they were perfect for each other 我真的觉得他们是如此的登对

When I saw his wallet and her boobs. 当我看到他的钱包配上她巨大的胸部

Take your hands off me. 别碰我

Oh, relax, mitchell. 别紧张 Mitchell

What, did you take your claire pill? 怎么了 今天被Claire洗脑了吗

Okay, l-let's just --let's get a little fresh air, okay?  好了 让我们... 让我们去呼吸一下新鲜空气 好吗

And then it got weird¹. 接下来事情变得很怪

I'm gloria.I'm gloria. Kiss me. 我是Gloria 我是Gloria 吻我

Oh, hey, kiss me. 吻我

Nana is really strong. 外婆可够厉害的

During my vows² to my first husband, 当我对我第一任丈夫宣誓的时候

Drug dealers³ burst in and assassinated⁴ the judge. 毒贩冲进来杀死了法官

This was way worse. 但是这次更加糟糕

What can I say?I drive women crazy. 我只能说我让女人疯狂

It's too soon,I guess. 可能太快了

 

1 weird   

adj.古怪的，离奇的；怪诞的，神秘而可怕的

参考例句：

• From his weird behaviour,he seems a bit of an oddity.从他不寻常的行为看来，他好像有点怪。
• His weird clothes really gas me.他的怪衣裳简直笑死人。

2 vows   

誓言( vow的名词复数 )； 郑重宣布，许愿

参考例句：

• Matrimonial vows are to show the faithfulness of the new couple. 婚誓体现了新婚夫妇对婚姻的忠诚。
• The nun took strait vows. 那位修女立下严格的誓愿。

3 dealers   

n.商人( dealer的名词复数 )；贩毒者；毒品贩子；发牌者

参考例句：

• There was fast bidding between private collectors and dealers. 私人收藏家和交易商急速竞相喊价。
• The police were corrupt and were operating in collusion with the drug dealers. 警察腐败，与那伙毒品贩子内外勾结。

4 assassinated   

v.暗杀( assassinate的过去式和过去分词 )；中伤；诋毁；破坏

参考例句：

• The prime minister was assassinated by extremists. 首相遭极端分子暗杀。
• Then, just two days later, President Kennedy was assassinated in Dallas. 跟着在两天以后，肯尼迪总统在达拉斯被人暗杀。 来自辞典例句