《摩登家庭》第1季第6集 第11期:一步踏两级

 I always take the stairs two at a time. 我总是一步踏两级

I don't even think about it anymore. 想都不用想

The regular way would seem weird¹. 一步步走太奇怪了

Phil,let it go. I'm faster than you. Phil 没用的 我就是比你快

If only there was some way we could settle this 我们找个方法给这事下个定论吧

Once and for all, but how? 怎样做才好呢?

You seriously want to race me? 你真想和我赛跑?

I ran a half marathon last year. 我去年还跑了半程马拉松呢

Wow. I'm half scared. 我还半怕怕呢

Okay, we do need to do this. 好 那来吧

I'll go change. 我去换衣服

Not now. I got a conference call. 别现在啊 我有个电话会议

But how about after that? 开完会怎么样?

Great. This afternoon. 好 今天下午

Sweet! 好!

Two at a time, two at a time,two at a -- 一次两阶 一次两阶 一次两...

Son of a gun, got to fix that step. 王八蛋 这台阶要修了

Two at a time, already at the top,so... 一次两阶 不好意思 就到顶了

Hi. I'm dr. Miura. 嗨 我是Miura医生

I'm on call today. 我今天值班

Looks like we have a little head bump². 看起来有个撞头事件

Yeah,it happened a couple hours ago on a doorjamb. 是啊 两小时前撞到了门框上

Oh,ouch. 哎哟

We used to do this thing in school 在学校时 我们曾学过这个

Where they would give you an egg, 他们给你个鸡蛋

And you -- you know,you couldn't break it. 你不能打烂它

And it was supposed to teach you how hard it was to be a parent. 这是教我们做父母有多么艰难

But... 但是...

The real thing,it's --it's -- it's so much harder. 真有了才发现 要难很多很多

 

1 weird   

adj.古怪的，离奇的；怪诞的，神秘而可怕的

参考例句：

• From his weird behaviour,he seems a bit of an oddity.从他不寻常的行为看来，他好像有点怪。
• His weird clothes really gas me.他的怪衣裳简直笑死人。

2 bump   

v.（against,into）碰，颠簸；n.碰撞，隆起物

参考例句：

• I heard a bump in the next room.我听到隔壁房间传来“砰”的一声。
• He got a bad bump on his forehead.他碰得前额隆起一个大包。