《摩登家庭》第1季第9集 第5期:遇到大帅哥

 When did we decide all this? I think it's too much. 我们什么时候决定弄这些的  太过了吧

See, I knew you'd say that. 瞧  我就知道你会这么说

That's why I didn't tell you. 所以我就没告诉你

So just relax. Grab a snow cone¹. 所以你就放轻松  去吃个冰霜卷吧

There's a snow cone machine?  Yeah. 你弄来了冰霜卷机器吗  是

Mom, just so you know, Dylan cannot have mayonnaise. 妈  记住  迪兰不能吃蛋黄酱

That's random². Why are you telling me that? 没头没脑来这么一句  你干嘛告诉我这个

 'Cause he's coming to the party.  Is that absolutely necessary? 因为他要来参加派对  有那个必要吗

Yes, because she can't go 10 当然  因为她忍受不了10分钟

minutes without her boyfriend's tongue in her mouth. 没有她男友的舌头在她嘴里搅

It's like he's feeding a baby bird. 就像他在喂幼鸟一样

Don't be so jealous. 别羡慕嫉妒恨了

I'm sure you'll meet someone super hot at computer camp. 我确定你在计算机夏令营会遇到超级大帅哥的

Girls.  Hey. Hey. 姑娘们  嘿  别闹了

So, what you got there? 你手上拿的什么

These are supplies for the crafts table. 是手工艺品桌需要的一些原材料

I finally figured out what we're gonna be making. 我终于想到我们要做什么了

Kids bored?  I'm teasing. I'm teasing. 让孩子们无聊吗  我开玩笑的  玩笑

It looks good. What is it? 看上去挺不错  是什么

Comb sheaths. 梳套

I know. I know. 我知道  我知道的

But we made them when I was 11 years old 但我是11岁的时候做的这个

at Donna Rigby's birthday party. 在唐娜·瑞格比的生日派对上

At first we thought it was really stupid, 一开始我们也觉得那很傻帽

and then we had a blast, so- 然后我们觉得那是很愉快的经历

How could you not? 怎么可能不愉快呢

You combined the two things that kids love the most- 你把孩子们最爱的两样东西结合到了一起

combs and sheaths. 梳子和套子

I'm kidding! 我开玩笑的

Where's my comb? Oh! 我的梳子哪儿去了  噢

Here it is in my incredibly convenient beaded comb sheath... 原来在我超级方便的绣珠梳套里

that I made at Luke's awesome³ birthday party. 那可是我在卢克超棒的生日派对上做的哟

 

1 cone   

n.圆锥体，圆锥形东西，球果

参考例句：

• Saw-dust piled up in a great cone.锯屑堆积如山。
• The police have sectioned off part of the road with traffic cone.警察用锥形路标把部分路面分隔开来。

2 random   

adj.随机的；任意的；n.偶然的(或随便的)行动

参考例句：

• The list is arranged in a random order.名单排列不分先后。
• On random inspection the meat was found to be bad.经抽查，发现肉变质了。

3 awesome   

adj.令人惊叹的，难得吓人的，很好的

参考例句：

• The church in Ireland has always exercised an awesome power.爱尔兰的教堂一直掌握着令人敬畏的权力。
• That new white convertible is totally awesome.那辆新的白色折篷汽车简直棒极了.