《摩登家庭》第1季第24集 第1期:守规则的人

 Oh, hey, honey. Have a great time at the game. - Thanks. 亲爱的  好好享受比赛哦  -谢谢

Oh. Why are you crunching¹? 什么在响

Ordinarily, I'm a rule follower², 通常  我是守规矩的人

but when someone tells me I can't bring 但是如果有人不准我

my own snacks into their stadium, 自带零食进体育馆

that's when I get a little nuts. 我就要生气了

It's a free country, right? 这是个自由的国家不是吗

Let's just say it ruffles³ me... 这么说吧  让我不爽的是

when some goobers tell me... 某些蠢货叫我

I have to spend half my payday... 在发薪日花上半天

on their hot dogs. 在他们的热狗上

Please, just remember the family portrait. 记得回来照全家福

- We only have the photographer for an hour. Okay? - Okay. -摄影师只有一个小时时间  -好吧

And, sweetie, did you have a chance to 亲爱的  要不要去试试

try on the white pants I put in your closet? 我放在你衣橱里面的白裤子

Oh, what do they look like? 哦  长什么样的

Is there really a more clear way to describe white pants? 白裤子还能长什么样

Sweetie, if they don't fit you, 亲爱的  如果不合适

you're going to be the only one not wearing white, 你就是全家唯一没穿白裤子的人了

and then you're gonna stand out like "Where's Waldo?" 然后你就像"沃尔多在哪里"一样明显扎眼

Actually, "Where's Waldo?" doesn't stand out. 实际上  沃尔多在哪里不会明显扎眼

He's super hard to find. That's the challenge. 你很难找到他  那正是游戏乐趣所在

This portrait is incredibly important to me. 此次全家福对我来说很重要  

Also, his name is just "Waldo." 而且  他就叫沃尔多  没有"在哪里"

I spent weeks trying to find 我花了好几周时间才选到

a time that works for everybody... 一个每个人都有空的时间

and finding the right photographer. 还有合适的摄影师

 

1 crunching   

v.嘎吱嘎吱地咬嚼( crunch的现在分词 )；嘎吱作响；（快速大量地）处理信息；数字捣弄

参考例句：

• The horses were crunching their straw at their manger. 这些马在嘎吱嘎吱地吃槽里的草。 来自《简明英汉词典》
• The dog was crunching a bone. 狗正嘎吱嘎吱地嚼骨头。 来自《简明英汉词典》

2 follower   

n.跟随者；随员；门徒；信徒

参考例句：

• He is a faithful follower of his home football team.他是他家乡足球队的忠实拥护者。
• Alexander is a pious follower of the faith.亚历山大是个虔诚的信徒。

3 ruffles   

褶裥花边( ruffle的名词复数 )

参考例句：

• You will need 12 yards of ribbon facing for the ruffles. 你将需要12码丝带为衣服镶边之用。
• It is impossible to live without some daily ruffles to our composure. 我们日常的平静生活免不了会遇到一些波折。