老友记精校版第1季 第51期:洗衣服(4)

Monica: Oh, god help us.

哦，天呐。

Joey: What?

什么？

Monica: Ugly Naked Guy's laying kitchen tile. Eww!

丑裸男在厨房铺瓷砖。呃！

Joey: Eww! Look, I'm asking a favor here. You know, I'm thinking if I do this thing for her brother, maybe Angela will come back to me.

呃！诶，我在求你帮忙呢。我觉得如果我帮Angela她哥，也许她会跟我和好。

Monica: What's going on here? You go out with tons of girls.

你这是怎么了？你和一堆女孩约过会呢。

Joey: I know, but, Angela's different. She's like one of a kind, like a snowflake or, or a

我知道，但是Angela不一样。她就是跟别人不一样…就像雪花一样，或者，或者

Monica: Something else like a snowflake?

其他像雪花的东西？

Joey: Yeah, yeah. I made a huge mistake. I never should have broken up with her. Will you help me? Please?

是的，是的。我这件事做得最错。 我当初不该和她分手。你帮帮我呗？求求你？

Ross: Hold on a second. You need to not touch any of those. Okay, bye Well, Monica's not coming, it's just gonna be me and Rachel.

等等…你能不能不要碰那些东西。没问题，再见好吧，Monica不来了，就剩我和Rachel了。

Chandler: Oh. Well, hold on camper, are you sure you've thought this thing through?

哦，好吧，等等，老兄，你确定你想清楚了？

Ross: It's laundry. The thinking through is pretty minimal¹.

就是去洗衣店。不需要想太多。

Chandler: It's just you and Rachel, just the two of you? This is a date. You're going on a date.

只有你和Rachel，只有你们两个吧？这叫约会，你们是去约会。

Ross: Nuhuh.

不--呃。

Chandler: Yuhhuh. I haven't done that in a while.

是--哈。我有阵子没玩这个了。

Ross: Wait, is it a date if she doesn't know? We're going on a date?

她都不知道，能算约会吗？

Chandler: Yes, absolutely. Saturday night all rules apply.

当然算，星期六晚上，什么条件都适用。

Ross: So what're you saying here? I should shave again, pick up some wine, what?

那你想说什么？我该刮刮胡子，带瓶酒什么的？

Chandler: Well, you may wanna rethink the dirty underwear. This is basically the first time she's gonna see your underwear-you want it to be dirty?

呃，你可能要重新想想是不是要带穿脏了的内衣裤。事实上，这是她第一次看见你的内衣裤--你希望她看见的是脏的？

Ross: No.

不。

Chandler: Oh, and uh, the fabric² softener³?

哦，还有，还带衣物柔顺剂？

1 minimal   

adj.尽可能少的，最小的

参考例句：

• They referred to this kind of art as minimal art.他们把这种艺术叫微型艺术。
• I stayed with friends, so my expenses were minimal.我住在朋友家，所以我的花费很小。

2 fabric   

n.织物，织品，布；构造，结构，组织

参考例句：

• The fabric will spot easily.这种织品很容易玷污。
• I don't like the pattern on the fabric.我不喜欢那块布料上的图案。

3 softener   

n.起软化作用的东西，软化剂，柔软剂

参考例句：

• This is a good fabric softener for woolens. 这是一种很好的羊毛织物柔软剂。
• Ion exchange softening Series: If Mobile-bed tower, Combined softener and Automatic softener. 离子交换软化系列：如三塔流动床、组合式软水器和全自动软水器。