老友记精校版第1季 第126期:猴子(14)

TV: Hi, This is Dick Clark in Times Square. We're in a virtual¹ snowstorm of confetti here in Times Square. It gets bigger and better every year....

我是迪克·克拉克，在时代广场为你做实况报导，这儿的五彩纸片漫天飘舞，一年比一年喜庆。

Joey: Here you go, kids.

好好睡吧，孩子。

Chandler: And then the peacock² bit me. Please kiss me at midnight!

然后那孔雀就咬了我...求你在午夜亲我好吗？

Joey: You seen Sandy?

看见桑迪没？

Chandler: I don't know how to tell you this...but she's in Monica's bedroom getting it on with Max, that scientist geek.

我不知该怎么跟你说，她和那个科学家书呆子马克斯在摩妮卡的房里厮混。

Chandler: Cool, look at that, I did know how to tell you.

不错，你看我还是说了。

Rachel: Hey, everybody, the ball is dropping.

各位，大球要掉下来了。

All: What?

什么？

Rachel: The ball is dropping!

大球要掉下来了！

TV: In 20 seconds, it'll be midnight.

再过20秒钟就是午夜了。

Chandler: And the moment of joy is upon us.

欢乐的时刻即将到来。

Joey: Looks like that nodate pact³ thing worked out.

看起来没有约会的约定到底奏效了啊。

Phoebe: Everybody looks so happy. I hate that!

大家好像都很开心，我讨厌这样。

Monica: Not everybody is happy. Hey, Bobby!

不是所有人都开心，嘿，巴比！

All: four, three, two...one!

4…3…2…1！

Happy New Year!

新年快乐！

Chandler: You know I thought I'd throw this out here. I'm no math whiz, but I do believe there are three girls and three guys right here.

我这么说好了，我虽然不是数学大师，但我知道这儿有三男三女。

Phoebe: I don't feel like kissing anyone tonight.

今晚我不想亲任何人。

Rachel: I can't kiss anyone.

我无法亲任何人。

Monica: So, I'm kissing everyone?

那我就该亲所有人？

Joey: No, no, you can't kiss Ross. That's your brother.

不，你不能亲罗斯，他是你哥。

Ross: Perfect, perfect, so now everybody's getting kissed but me.

这可真好，除了我，大家都有的亲。

Chandler: Alright, somebody kiss me. Somebody kiss me! It's midnight! Somebody kiss me! Somebody kiss me! It's midnight!

好吧，来个人亲我！来个人亲我！现在可是午夜啊！谁来亲我！

Joey: All right! All right! There!

好吧，来吧，来吧！

Ross: I wanted this to work so much. I'm still in there. Changing his diapers. Picking his fleas⁴.

我真希望我们能合得来，我还在替它换尿布，替它抓跳蚤。

Ross: But he's just phoning it in.

但它觉得理所当然。

Ross: It's just so hard that something you love so much doesn't love you back, you know.

深爱某人却得不到回报，这种感觉真难过，你知道吗。

Rachel: I think that bitch cracked my tooth.

我觉得那个贱人弄断了我的牙。

1 virtual   

adj.实质上的，事实上的，实际上的

参考例句：

• This reply is a virtual acceptance of our offer.这一回答实质上是接受了我们的建议。
• At that time the East India Company was the virtual ruler of Bengal.那时东印度公司是孟加拉的实际统治者。

2 peacock   

n.（雄）孔雀，爱炫耀的人；v.炫耀

参考例句：

• The peacock spreads his splendid tail.孔雀展开了它那灿烂夺目的尾巴。
• She is as proud as a peacock.她十分骄傲。

3 pact   

n.合同，条约，公约，协定

参考例句：

• The two opposition parties made an electoral pact.那两个反对党订了一个有关选举的协定。
• The trade pact between those two countries came to an end.那两国的通商协定宣告结束。

4 fleas   

n.跳蚤( flea的名词复数 )；爱财如命；没好气地（拒绝某人的要求）

参考例句：

• The dog has fleas. 这条狗有跳蚤。
• Nothing must be done hastily but killing of fleas. 除非要捉跳蚤，做事不可匆忙。 来自《简明英汉词典》