艾伦脱口秀第162期:陷入了爱河
I was so excited about that. Yeah.Many little little uh.. Alcohol bottles. 上了杂志封面 我特激动 是啊 很多小小的 酒瓶 Those are actually full size but I am a giant.I'm on game of thrones, do you like me? 它们是实际大小 但我跟
艾伦脱口秀第163期:感到很自豪
It's actually not, they decided not to release it. Okay. 不上映了 决定禁播这部电影 好吧 July 17th. July 17th.Yeah, can I stay with you till then? 七月十七日 七月十七啊 在那之前 我可以和你呆一起吗 Because I haven't
艾伦脱口秀第164期:学舞蹈专业
It's time to bring total strangers together in a game we're calling Walk the Plank. 该把陌生人们聚到一起了 通过我们叫做走跳板的游戏 Alright let's find our contestants,Twitch you know who they are? - I do. 让我们的选手上台
艾伦脱口秀第165期:有点不知所措
Last week we sent our PA Ari to Ohio State University to surprise the sorority. 上周 我们派助理阿力去俄亥俄州立大学 给姐妹会的一个惊喜 Six of the sorority members are in the audience today. 姐妹会中有六人来到了现场
艾伦脱口秀第166期:心有灵犀
I saw there are pictures of you with every... 我看到还有很多你的照片 和每个... That' s my offices.You were in the bushes.That's my parking spot.That's amazing. 那是我的办公室 你们去了灌木丛 那是我的停车位 真不错
艾伦脱口秀第167期:准备了礼物
That's excited.So now when is your formal?Uh April 24th. 真令人兴奋 正式约会是什么时候 4月24日 April 24th. And did he say he would really go with you? 4月24日 他说他真会去吗 He said he would. He's my date so.. I hope he does.
艾伦脱口秀第168期:生命不能承受之轻
Have a seat Right back at you,Right back at each every one of you 坐吧 全数返还 掌声全数返还给现场的每位 Thank for that noise,I appreciate you all being here.Yesterday was a big day wasn't it? 谢谢各位的掌声与尖叫 很感谢你
艾伦脱口秀第169期:最要好的朋友
I heard you were talking about books some stuff.So I am coming up with the book 我听到你在讲书之类的事情 所以我就拿着书出来了 I just coming up with the book,It's called First Step 2 Forever.I want give it to you 我就这么拿着
艾伦脱口秀幕第170期:星随舞动
How about that?He is gonna come back later when the show 刚刚怎么样 他等下会再次上场 And he is gonna talk,And we will have some time with Justin 他会来聊聊天 我们将和Justin聊聊 How about him Tonny?Tonny,Wow that's pretty impr
艾伦脱口秀第171期:苹果里的垃圾程序
This is number one show.Dancing with the Stars rocks.Are you a idiot 这可是收视第一的节目 星随舞动最棒了 你是脑残吗 May be one or two of them.That how my mom was after ABC canceled my sitcom. 好吧 也许是一两杯 ABC当初砍
艾伦脱口秀第172期:想法不谋而合
I like the show I like her whole a lot,But man last time she was on the show 我很喜欢那个节目 我也很喜欢她本人 但是 老天 上次她来这里的时候 she complained about every thing,I hope it's better today 她抱怨一切事情 我
艾伦脱口秀第173期:生意做的非常好
Have a seat,Hello,Ethan HI,nice to meet you you too.All right.So I'm glad...look,you are wearing.... 坐下吧 你好,Ethan 嗨 很高兴见到你 我也很高兴见到你 好了 我很高兴 看看 你正穿着 this is what my idea was.When you came
艾伦脱口秀第174期:主持电视节目
where do you sell them,I sell them...On the internet? 你在哪里销售这个 我...在网上吗 On the internet.On the website. 在网上 通过网站销售 How much do they sell for.2.99,Oh,I was gonna for 5.98 价格是多少呢 2.99美元 哦 我打
艾伦脱口秀第175期:获得艾美奖提名
It is getting worse,I mean like sometimes I talk,no one really understand what I said 情况变得越来越糟 我的意思是 有些时候我说话 没有人能真正懂得我在说什么 It must be really hard for you because you are very busy to h
艾伦脱口秀第176期:最近一切都好
I missed you,I missed you.I heard the music,like the music 我很想你 我也很想你 我听到了这个音乐 我很喜欢 not Columbia Puerto Rico but Latin music,Here you go, here you go 不是哥伦比亚风或者波多黎各 而是拉丁音乐
