《摩登家庭》第1季第9集 第16期:都爱着自己选的小丑

 Look at them now. They're the life of the party. 瞧瞧他们  派对因他们而充满活力

Uh, you know, I gotta say, for all his craziness, 我必须承认  尽管他很疯狂

I love my clown. 但我爱我家那位小丑

Me too. They're good for us. 姐也是  有他们在真的很好

I would've totally tanked this party. 要是我  肯定把派对气氛给毁了

And I would've gotten my butt¹ kicked at a gas station. 而我则会在加油站被人暴揍一顿

Sorry? - Turns out Fizbo is a real bad-ass. 什么  -菲茨宝可是个不好惹的大坏蛋哟

Scorpion²! Scorpion! Scorpion! 蝎子  有蝎子  有蝎子

Scorpion! 有蝎子

No, no. Too close. Too close. Too close. 不不不  靠得太近  离我太近

What the hell? 搞毛啊

Oh, crap! 噢  糟糕

Calm down. - What happened? 冷静  -发生什么事了

We fired the crossbow. 我们发射了十字弓

No, I know. Oh, my God. It's right there. 不  我知道的  天啊  射中蹦床了

Bianca, I'm coming. 比安卡  我来了

Who else is in there? - Get out! 还有谁在里面  -快出来

It turns out I'm not the sweet guy or the funny guy. 事实证明我不是甜心帅哥  也不是幽默达人

No, Manny, don't go in! Por favor! 不  曼尼  别进去  千万不要

 

1 butt   

n.笑柄；烟蒂；枪托；臀部；v.用头撞或顶

参考例句：

• The water butt catches the overflow from this pipe.大水桶盛接管子里流出的东西。
• He was the butt of their jokes.他是他们的笑柄。

2 scorpion   

n.蝎子，心黑的人，蝎子鞭

参考例句：

• The scorpion has a sting that can be deadly.蝎子有可以致命的螫针。
• The scorpion has a sting that can be deadly.蝎子有可以致命的螫针。