打工姐妹花第二季 第183期:玩儿坏烤箱
Andy just sent me a picture of a deer nursing a turtle. 安迪发了我一张鹿给乌龟喂奶的图。 This is why they tell teen turtles never to post up on facebook. 这就是它们教导小乌龟不要乱贴照片上脸书的原因。 Oh, I didn
打工姐妹花第二季 第184期:回餐厅找大家帮忙
Oh, good, you're still here. 太好了，你们还在。 Don't anybody leave. Our night just got worse. 大家不许走。我们今晚倒霉透了。 Don't come any closer, super gonorrhea! 别再靠近我了，超级淋病妹！ I'm sorry to say we
打工姐妹花第二季 第185期:欢乐做蛋糕(1)
900 and counting. Comin' through. Where do you want them? 九百个小蛋糕。新鲜出炉。你想让我放哪？ Put 'em over here, next to the world's slowest helper. 这里，就放在史上动作最慢的帮手旁边。 It took you longer to ma
打工姐妹花第二季 第191期:欢乐做蛋糕(2)
Max, you just got that all over your apron. 麦克斯，你的围裙弄脏了。 I'll wipe it down. Mine's a mess too. 我来帮你擦干净。我的也脏了。 Ooh, pretty slick move. You wanna try for my bra next? 哇，动作真熟练。下次想试
打工姐妹花第二季 第192期:寻找耳环
It was so nice of everyone to stay that long. 大家能留下来陪我们到这么晚真好。 Everything's baked except for those. We've gonna make it, Max. 除了这些，其他的都烤好了。我们能搞定的，麦克斯。 Andy sent me a cat
打工姐妹花第二季 第193期:寻找耳环(2)
No, no, no. Nothing, nothing, nothing! 没有，没有。没发现，没发现！ No, no, no, no. Nothing, nothing, nothing! 没有，没有。没发现，没发现！ No, no, no, no, no! Nothing, nothing, no! 没有，没有。没发现，没发现！
打工姐妹花第二季 第194期:大打出手
And stop with all the texting. 别老发什么破短信了。 Maybe if you were thinking less about texting with my ex-boyfriend, 或许如果你不是整天想着跟我的前男友发短信， you wouldn't have lost your earring in the first place. 你
打工姐妹花第二季 第195期:敞开心扉
Andy, on the list of things I feel guilty about in life, 安迪，在我人生中内疚之事的榜单里 calling you to help in the middle of the night is number two. 半夜叫你来帮忙这件事排名第二。 It would be number one if I hadn't p
打工姐妹花第二季 第196期:都结束了
Well, that's the end of it. 都结束了。 Yeah, I think it is. Max, I'm talking about more than the cupcakes. 是啊，结束了。麦克斯，我说的不只是小蛋糕。 Yeah, I could tell by your Bradley Cooper tone. 是啊，我能从你布莱德
打工姐妹花第二季 第197期:重新斗嘴
Well, we did it, Max. We made $4,000. 我们做到了，麦克斯。我们赚到了4千块。 And as far as Andy and I go, I think we're in the right place, 关于我和安迪，我觉得我们像现在这样正好， because when he said he'd been t
打工姐妹花第二季 第198期:偷拿鸡蛋
Well, here it is. My last tip. Only $2. 老娘今晚最后一笔小费。只有两块钱。 And to think, I held in a fart for those cheap bastards. 亏我之前还为了那些小气鬼憋住一个屁。 This night sucks. We don't even have enough to
打工姐妹花第二季 第199期:推荐信
Here you go. 给。 I just found the greatest thing online. 我刚在网上找到最棒的玩意了。 The ultrasound of the Kim and Kanye baby where someone photoshopped a 666 on its little baby butt? 金与坎耶小孩的超声波照吗，就是腹中
打工姐妹花第二季 第200期:安迪搬走了
His store is empty. Oh, my God, this is so sad. 他的店都空了。天啊，感觉好伤心哦。 I know. There goes the candy. 对啊。糖果飞了。 And my booty call. 我的炮友也飞了。 He didn't even leave a note? Or a Razzle? 连张字条
打工姐妹花第二季 第201期:逼阿憨签字
You don't have to read it, Han. It's just a standard letter of recommendation. 不用读啦，阿憨。只是一封标准的正常推荐信而已。 Don't be a bitch. Just sign it. 少唧唧歪歪。乖乖签字就对了。 I'm not comfortable puttin
打工姐妹花第二季 第202期:因爱情预言而走心
You want to know your future? No, no thanks. 想知道你的未来吗？不必，谢了。 You sure? I have a message about your love life. $10. 你确定吗？我有个关于你爱情的预言呢。十块钱。 Are you asleep? Max? Max, I really nee
